tractor pull

another word for brown frown or skid mark on one's skivvies as a result of overactive bowels

Donald's tractor pulls in no way compare to the laundering nightmare of Karl's brown frowns.

by HD Shell October 11, 2004

Tractor pull

When 2 men tie the tips of their dicks to each others. Then try to pull the other across a predetermined distance. The winner usually gets awarded a wet handy from the looser.

Tom just lost the tractor pull. I bet Aaron is going to love the handy from Tom.

by Salad tosser 1.0 November 5, 2020

Tractor Pull

The process of one male, wearing Heelys (roller skates or rollerblades will do in a pickle), inserting his erect penis into the butthole of another male whilst both are standing. Ideally, you want to contract around the penis head specifically -- this allows more room for the individual being pulled to perform complex tricks and stunts thus raising the audience's level of enjoyment. The 'receiver' then clinches his butt cheeks, thus locking in the inserted penis, and proceeds to run as fast as he can in a straight line with the 'inserter' in tow. The distance at which the inserted penis is "lost" is recorded, and becomes the distance to beat. The individuals who achieve the farthest distance are awarded victors and treated as such.

Man 1: We did pretty good in that tractor pull.
Man2: Thanks.
Man1: I think we can beat our time though.
Man2: Yes.

by After Dark February 21, 2021

Ukrainian Tractor Pull

The act of stealing a main battle tank by towing it behind a standard farm tractor.

We can defend our homeland by organizing a Ukrainian Tractor Pull.

by NerdyShenanigans March 4, 2022

Ukrainian Tractor Pull

Stealing Russian military vehicles by towing them off, right under the noses of the soldiers assigned to said military equipment.

Did you see that new video of a Ukrainian Tractor pull? They got a frikkin’ tank this time!

by Graetep March 11, 2022

Corn Dog Tractor Pull

Corn Dog Tractor Pull: is a game used to help two people make a tough decision, like rock paper scissors, or a thumb war. The two contestants stand back to back with a single hot-dog forming a bridge between their persons with each end of the hot-dog inserted in a cornhole. The two then perform a tug of war for the hot dog and the person holding the hot dog in the end is victorious. in the event that the hot dog breaks in half the person with the most hot dog inside them wins.

Jimmy and Todd could not decide what movie the were going to rent from the video store. So Todd challenged Timmy to a 'Corn Dog Tractor Pull'

by RobbieFantastic December 17, 2010

Tijuana tractor pull

When someone fists a girl in the ass, then drags the girl around the room using that fist.

Damn, that girl was kinky. She wanted me to give her a Tijuana tractor pull!

by PhiKap OHAB September 16, 2009