Dutch Tuxedo

A Dutch Tuxedo is a self induced condition in which you have farted in a coat, jump suit, snow suit, etc you are currently wearing. Your fart gets trapped and has only one place to escape: the neck opening. The fart is released directly into your own face.

You: Dude i just ripped one and it shot out the neck hole of my coat directly in my face!! Sick!!

Me: Nice Dutch Tuxedo you got there!!

by EazyNutz August 29, 2010

toledo shuffle

To purposely stall or take up time unnecessarily while describing a word or phrase in the game Catch Phrase.

Brad's trying the Toledo Shuffle again, but that crap rarely works.

by Kidtango December 29, 2017

guido tuxedo

A tracksuit or warm-up suit. While intended for athletes to wear while on the sidelines at sports events, the guido has adopted the tracksuit as a integral part of his wardrobe. The top portion of the tuxedo should never be zipped up beyond the bottom reaches of the pectoral area of the torso, and is best complimented by an oversized gold crucifix. It can be worn alone, or with a plain white wifebeater, the only acceptable undergarment.

Ahh, yeah... nice guido tuxedo, man. Please tell me you're on your way to the gym or breakdancing lessons or something.

by Sloppy July 12, 2004

Scranton Tuxedo

Khaki pants and blue blazer over either a light blue or white dress shirt. Most commonly offset with a red or yellow tie.

You could easily tell we were in Scranton by the plethora of Scranton Tuxedos around the court house.

by NEPA Native April 2, 2011

Toledo Torch

To apply pepper spray to one's penis before engaging in sexual intercourse.

**The pepper spray must be applied without knowledge or consent from the recipient.

Brittany was being a royal bitch so I slipped her the ol' Toledo Torch.

by Budeucey January 25, 2015

Turd in a Tuxedo

Something or someone of inferior quality masquerading as high class. Donald Trump in the embodiment of a 'Turd in a Tuxedo."

You can dress a turd in a tuxedo, but at the end of the day it is still a turd.

by LaughingAloud October 13, 2019

Seattle tuxedo

Jeans and a black fleece (REI or North Face) - wearable at any time of year and to pretty much any place in Seattle.

"Is that a new fleece he's wearing?" - "Yeah, his Seattle tuxedo looks sharp"

by LeoS December 14, 2012