If one person presents an argument and another delivers a clever or appropriate response, the first person may respond with "touché" as a way of acknowledging a good response.
When I was at the strip club the other night:
Stripper: Someones face got a little close to my ass...
Me: Someones ass got a little close to my face!
Stripper: touché.
Stripper: Someones face got a little close to my ass...
Me: Someones ass got a little close to my face!
Stripper: touché.
by Rocco of Melbourne July 22, 2009
-You should quit now.
-I think I'll take my chances in the tournament.
-Yeah, you will take your chances.
-That's what I just said.
-That's what I'm saying to you.
-Okay, I'm not sure where you're trying to go with this.
-Well, I'm not sure where you're going with this.
-All right...
-Touché.
-I think I'll take my chances in the tournament.
-Yeah, you will take your chances.
-That's what I just said.
-That's what I'm saying to you.
-Okay, I'm not sure where you're trying to go with this.
-Well, I'm not sure where you're going with this.
-All right...
-Touché.
by max June 23, 2004
An all-purpose word which is used among swimmers as a substitute for anything they don't feel like saying.
-I'm in the 400 touché next!
-Touché!
-What heat and touché are you in?
-Touché four, lane six.
-I have to drop seven seconds to get the touché!
-Make sure to touché, and you'll kick some touché.
-Touché!
-What heat and touché are you in?
-Touché four, lane six.
-I have to drop seven seconds to get the touché!
-Make sure to touché, and you'll kick some touché.
by This one random King person March 04, 2008
1. A phrase used to concede a point, typically one of no-contest, such as pointing out an obvious correction.
This term is not to be confused with either the words touché or salesman.
2. a common reference to Family Guy
This term is not to be confused with either the words touché or salesman.
2. a common reference to Family Guy
by ogcopkilla April 20, 2007
used as an acknowledgment during a discussion of a good or clever point made at one's expense by another person who is an arrogant, obnoxious, or despicable person
Blaine: Dan, you should focus on stocks and bonds, silk stockings and bonded whiskey.
Dan: Touché douche
Dan: Touché douche
by Tonyiguana March 03, 2016
Touché bitch-I fucked my girlfriends best friend but she got me back by fucking my best friend but there’s nothing you can do, so you stay together!
by Teddy Bears October 23, 2018
Touché is used as an acknowledgment during a discussion of a good or clever point, usually after contradicting the user's previous point.
Adding 'salesman' to the end provides emphasis and a bit of humor, first used by Peter Griffin in Family Guy. Although Peter was actually speaking to a salesman, one doesn't necessarily need to be speaking to a salesman for this phrase to be used.
Adding 'salesman' to the end provides emphasis and a bit of humor, first used by Peter Griffin in Family Guy. Although Peter was actually speaking to a salesman, one doesn't necessarily need to be speaking to a salesman for this phrase to be used.
1) Peter: I'm pretty sure we've never had a volcano either.
Salesman: Well don't you think we're overdue for one?
Peter: Touché salesman.
Salesman: Well don't you think we're overdue for one?
Peter: Touché salesman.
by Freddy18 November 10, 2011