Touché 

A fancy word used by people who think they know something. It means "a good comeback" or a.k.a. burn!

A: ....
B: touché!
A: fuck off

Touché by IWasBilbo May 26, 2014

touché 

An all-purpose word which is used among swimmers as a substitute for anything they don't feel like saying.

-I'm in the 400 touché next!
-Touché!

-What heat and touché are you in?
-Touché four, lane six.

-I have to drop seven seconds to get the touché!
-Make sure to touché, and you'll kick some touché.

touché by This one random King person March 4, 2008

Touché 

A word to describe the desire to touch or squeeze nice breasts, but want the observer(s) to not know the full crassness of such outwardly phrasing.

'Touché', that means "Nice Breasts."

Touché by JustinTheBest-ErTheBreast July 26, 2022

Touché 

Originally a term in French fencing that meant to light by poke the opponent with the sword. It now simply means that the person in an argument who says it is thinking “wait… he’s right and I can’t argue against that logic.” It is a quick and effective end to an argument

Original meaning:
French fencer 1: Let’s fence.
French fencer 2: Oui.
French fencer 1: *lightly pokes opponent with sword*
French fencer 1: Touché!

Current meaning:
Guy 1: You know having so many dogs is bad for your financial situation AND allergies, right?

Guy 2: At least I don’t have 10.

Guy 1: Touché

Touché by I make words it is fun May 16, 2023

Touché

French translation of "type shit", used when conceding in an argument.

Bully: "Run your pockets, geek!"

Nerd: "Touché, bully-- for I cannot fight back...."

Touché by Jack Schugren October 27, 2025

Touché. 

Other persons better thinking just verbally slapped you. Used sarcastically to indicate that one is unable to argue against another's absurd logic, or a witty point.

Bart: I want to go with you, Dad.
Homer: Don’t you have school?
Bart: Don’t you have work?
Homer: Ah, Touché.

Touché. by anailuJ October 4, 2006

touche 

an expression borrowed from French used
1)to admit that an opponent in an argument has made a good point
2)when someone has said a good comeback line
3)to concede a point to an opponent when fencing

1)A: You only think that because that what you raised to believe
B: Maybe, or maybe you only think THAt because that's what YOU were raised to believe.
A: Touche.
2)A: Why can't you put the toilet down?
B: Why can't you get a job and stop flirting with other guys?
A: Touche.
3)Touche. You got me. That's another point for you.

touche by Lena Klein April 17, 2004