totes awks

Totally awkward

It was totes awks when my dad caught me in bed with my new boyfriend.

by Tanny_G April 26, 2011

Totem sisters

When two girls have slept with the same guy, they're totem sisters

I heard you slept with Johnny, that makes us totem sisters

by Chocolate surprise February 12, 2010

togever

TOGETHER FOREVER

and when the last sun finally sets...when the stars and moon collide...we will be togever...for all eternity, Wilson Hua, my one true love - Alexandra Pan

by tsonga May 27, 2015

Tote Git

adj.
a word used to describe something that is "raw" or "cool."
Shortened version of totally legitimate.

Jillian: That rock concert was amazing!!

Rachel: Yeah, it was tote git.

by jillybilly721 December 2, 2010

Totee

West Indian slang for penis.

Eh, meh totee swell up

by goatlar May 25, 2011

totes mcscrotes

An even cooler term for the work totes magotes, it originalted from a popular YouTuber named Markiplier.

Man 1:"Dude did you see that video Markiplier put up?"
Man 2:"Yeah! It was totes mcscrotes epic!"
Man 1:"So, want to get some t?"
Man 2:"Now THAT would be totes mcscrotes."

by The late and great nipple man January 8, 2014

German Totem pole

The German Totem pole is a sexual act which requires a minimum of three men, sitting on each other's lap, resembling a totem pole. They each insert their phallic member (which at this point should be rock hard) into the man above. A woman could be positioned at the top of the totem pole for decorative purposes only.

Oh man you rocked the top of the German Totem pole last night! Your arse was packed!

Did you hear about Steve? He was at the bottom of a 10 man German Totem Pole last night, he came for days

by Peanut Butter Dick December 4, 2013