testify

1. To give one's information "as truthfully as possible." Taken from an old Roman phrase "to swear on one's testicles." Now, think about that, and think about how differently court cases would turn out if that meaning held true to this day...

"Testify" is usually used in reference to a court setting or a confession of some sort.

by aka_Pyro July 28, 2007

Testify

A greeting or callback created for the Repo Army (fan-base) for 'Repo! The Genetic Opera', a film written and directed by Darren Lynn Bousman. It is similar to the "ribbit" callback for 'The Devil's Carnival'.

Person#1: This is Sarah. She's starting a shadow cast
Persons#2, #3: Testify!

by lolzitsme July 28, 2012

Testify

To attend a religious revival event, during which you would be prompted by the preacher to testify.

The act of testifying normally involves babbling incoherently while sharing folksy stories of your nasty life being turned around because the creator of the universe decided to pay you a personal visit and issue a get out of jail free card. He's nice like that, and as a pensioner he has a free bus pass allowing him to travel anywhere in the world.

Peter Popoff: Testify brother!
Hick: Well, I dun gone crashed mah car while drunk, and then I cheated on my sister with mah cousin. I's a sinner, but the baby Jesus came in to mah trailer and fixed me up good. Now I 'aint feelin' no guilt when I'm porking mah cousin.

by DairyGod June 22, 2009

tortify

to commit a civil wrong; to breach a duty that is owed to another; bad touch.

I never knew what it meant to tortify someone, until Herman Cain offered me that job.

Note: recognition in the English language pending.

by Sylvester Pennoyer December 15, 2011

testify

To defile an object or area with your testicles.

That nekid dude just testified Boomhauer's forehead. See also, teabaggin'.

by don nalgotas September 7, 2005

tootify

intentionally revoving something from its form and shape

tootifying a bird

by emma the dev July 17, 2003

Testify

To snitch

Did you testify? Yes i told the cops he stole those chips!

by lil caesar 305 November 15, 2019