The act of two people simultaneously dropping loads into a toilet. The initiator, or the first mate as they are known, sits at the rear of the toilet seat spreading their legs as wide apart as possible. The second participant, or deck hand as they are known, squats over the top allowing both members of the Double Torpedo to “dump” at the same time. Extreme care must be taken when performing this bathroom stunt, accidents are common.
First mate: "Dude I really need to shit"
Deck Hand: "Me too man"
First mate: "Hows this going to work with only one toilet?"
Deck Hand: "Double Torpedo"
First Mate: "Best idea you've ever had"
Deck Hand: "Me too man"
First mate: "Hows this going to work with only one toilet?"
Deck Hand: "Double Torpedo"
First Mate: "Best idea you've ever had"
by Ginge the Baron October 28, 2008
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An anthropomorphic Nubian goat with long eyelashes, a pure white fur coat, and a long purple dress with the Delta Rune symbol upon it.
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Toriel is a Nubian goat who has long eyelashes, droopy ears, fangs, and a purple dress with the Delta Rune upon it. She appears in the game UNDERTALE. Toriel cares for previously 7 humans, not including Frisk. Toriel enjoys puns and baking pies. She will often refer to the protagonist as "my child." She has previously married Asgore, but divorced him as he waged war against humanity.
An anthropomorphic Nubian goat with long eyelashes, a pure white fur coat, and a long purple dress with the Delta Rune symbol upon it.
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Toriel is a Nubian goat who has long eyelashes, droopy ears, fangs, and a purple dress with the Delta Rune upon it. She appears in the game UNDERTALE. Toriel cares for previously 7 humans, not including Frisk. Toriel enjoys puns and baking pies. She will often refer to the protagonist as "my child." She has previously married Asgore, but divorced him as he waged war against humanity.
"Toriel is my goat mom."
by DeltaDefination January 31, 2017
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by Jimbo Jones the third 2.0 December 21, 2022
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servant boy, NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! not the torpedo......
(violent screams can be heard thru ought the pleasure chambers)
servant boy, NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! not the torpedo......
(violent screams can be heard thru ought the pleasure chambers)
by l1111on April 24, 2017
Get the torpedo's touch mug.In the game of Starcraft, the Dark Templar say this as opposed to 'En taro Adun.' Commonly interpreted as 'May Adun give you sanctuary,' though it literally and bluntly means, 'Adun hide you.'
The meaning of this word was given through the book Starcraft: The Dark Templar Saga: Twilight and is used several times in it.
The meaning of this word was given through the book Starcraft: The Dark Templar Saga: Twilight and is used several times in it.
by CrimsonFox13 October 3, 2009
Get the adun toridas mug."Being Torbed" is a humorous term used in the business world to describe someone being expelled or removed from a team due to insufficient performance. The expression is derived from the name "Torben" and signifies the act of exiting a project or team, often due to lack of skills or commitment.
Simon: "Did you hear? Torben got torbed."
Lucas: "I hope I don't get torbed. I'll work hard to make sure it doesn't happen!"
Lucas: "I hope I don't get torbed. I'll work hard to make sure it doesn't happen!"
by knuschprig October 14, 2023
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Did I mention that it's the single greatest innuendo for a dick EVER!?!?
Did I mention that it's the single greatest innuendo for a dick EVER!?!?
by REDWHITEnCrue25 April 14, 2006
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