tofucker

a vegetarian or vegan who is really annoying about it

I'd rather not have lunch with that annoying crunchy chick -- she's such a tofucker we can't talk about anything else if I order meat.

by Burner Q November 21, 2010

Tomfuckery

When someone is bring an idiot or a situation is confusing and/or weird.

Similar to tomfoolery but tomfuckery is way better

1-"meow"
2-"Meow"
1-"Meow"
2-"Meow"
1-"Meow"
2-"Meow"
1-"Meow"
2-"Meow"
1-"Meow"
chat host- "WHAT IS THIS TOMFUCKERY?"

by Trashrat_has_entered_the_chat January 25, 2020

Tomfuckery

When somthing is suspicious or concerning.

My cookies keep disappearing, there's some Tomfuckery afoot...

The boss missed my raise again... there's definitely some Tomfuckery afoot...

by DrunkPoTaToPop November 23, 2020

Tomfuckery

Cheating, Doing whatever it takes to get the W without boundries

Coach: Have you seen Brady or Belecheik?
Ball Boy: *Nervously* No Sir
Coach: Hmmmm Something feels off I swear there is some major Tomfuckery about to take place

by GooberPatrol June 12, 2018

tomfuckery

tomfuckery is a simmilar word to tomfoolery but it involves allot more serious things and much funnier activites

"bro remeber when we stole 4 cones from Walmart and i had drive home in the cart we stole from target"
"yesss dude that was lit we was up to some tomfuckery that day"

by jhonathan cockpenis May 25, 2023

Tomfuckery

The old phrase tomfoolery for millennials

Johnny stop that tomfuckery.

by AbhiMagic007 December 13, 2018

toonfuckery

An act, situation, or behavior characterized by such extreme audacity, absurdity, illogicality, or defiance of reality that it evokes the exaggerated and often physically impossible scenarios commonly depicted in classic animated cartoons, particularly those of the Looney Tunes style. It typically implies a sense of disbelief, astonishment, and often humorous incredulity at the outrageousness of the event.

You walk into the kitchen and see your cat balancing a stack of three empty cereal boxes on its head: "What in the toonfuckery is going on here?!"

by m.looney March 19, 2025