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texpression

the expression one gets while reading a text message
Jess: hey did you see Lisa's texpression when her bf was breaking up with her over text?? priceless!

Hannah: i know friggin' hilarious!
by hsprquared May 30, 2009
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Compression Cock

Adam always has Compression Cock when he goes to dances with compression shorts so he can hide his woody when he gets his grind on
by Issaquah'sFinest January 4, 2008
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texpression

When an individual is typing a text message and inserts a facial expression text, while simultaneously making the facial expression themselves.
Steve texts, "we ran out of milk and now i cant have it with my cookies :-( " while texting, Steve is actually making a sad facial expression. The act of Steve texting a sad face while making a sad face is a texpression
by GosuGatena April 23, 2009
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Compression Shorts

Thank god for my compression shorts last night. It held my boner down so it wasn't poking Kirsten in the leg.
by Tallahassee31 September 23, 2012
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Compression helmet

Usually used in sentence sarcastically, a Compression helmet counteracts and protects against the effects caused by the "fun theory". The "fun theory" states that if an individual has too much fun within a short amount of time, consequently, said individuals head will blow up.
Jon: So, what are doing on this fine Friday night?

Fraser: I have to go to bingo with my 94 year old
grandmother.

Jon: Better bring your Compression helmet!
by Roachey15 August 1, 2009
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trumpression

noun

: a state of feeling sad about the fact that Donald Trump is the 45th President of the United States

: a serious medical condition in which a person feels very sad and hopeless due to the fact that Donald Trump is the 45th President of the United States

Etymology: "Trumpression" is a portmanteau of "Trump" and "depression."
"Since the student body, faculty and staff were all suffering from deep trumpression, there was little desire to mount the this year's school musical, 'Oklahoma!'"

"The trumpression that is sweeping across half of America will cause a boom time for psychologists, psychiatrists, counselors, psychoanalysts, therapists and clinical social workers.."

"Fred and Wilma spent nearly every night at the local bar, their brains awash in a gin-addled haze, trying in vain to wash away their debilitating trumpression."
by Samson Jargonistes November 10, 2016
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Twipression

The small depression most females (and some males) go into after having seen, or read a twilight book because no love will ever be as good as the one in a book.
Michelle: Hey Tori what's up?
Tori: Oh nothing, just saw Eclipse...
Michelle:Then what's wrong, I heard it was awesome!
Tori: Yeah, it tottaly was, I'm just in a small twipression about my life right now.
Michelle: Aw, I know how you feel, felt the same way after seeing new moon
by Mimp8885 July 6, 2010
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