Jess: hey did you see Lisa's texpression when her bf was breaking up with her over text?? priceless!
Hannah: i know friggin' hilarious!
Hannah: i know friggin' hilarious!
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When an individual is typing a text message and inserts a facial expression text, while simultaneously making the facial expression themselves.
Steve texts, "we ran out of milk and now i cant have it with my cookies :-( " while texting, Steve is actually making a sad facial expression. The act of Steve texting a sad face while making a sad face is a texpression
by GosuGatena April 23, 2009
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by Tallahassee31 September 23, 2012
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Jon: So, what are doing on this fine Friday night?
Fraser: I have to go to bingo with my 94 year old
grandmother.
Jon: Better bring your Compression helmet!
Fraser: I have to go to bingo with my 94 year old
grandmother.
Jon: Better bring your Compression helmet!
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: a state of feeling sad about the fact that Donald Trump is the 45th President of the United States
: a serious medical condition in which a person feels very sad and hopeless due to the fact that Donald Trump is the 45th President of the United States
Etymology: "Trumpression" is a portmanteau of "Trump" and "depression."
: a state of feeling sad about the fact that Donald Trump is the 45th President of the United States
: a serious medical condition in which a person feels very sad and hopeless due to the fact that Donald Trump is the 45th President of the United States
Etymology: "Trumpression" is a portmanteau of "Trump" and "depression."
"Since the student body, faculty and staff were all suffering from deep trumpression, there was little desire to mount the this year's school musical, 'Oklahoma!'"
"The trumpression that is sweeping across half of America will cause a boom time for psychologists, psychiatrists, counselors, psychoanalysts, therapists and clinical social workers.."
"Fred and Wilma spent nearly every night at the local bar, their brains awash in a gin-addled haze, trying in vain to wash away their debilitating trumpression."
"The trumpression that is sweeping across half of America will cause a boom time for psychologists, psychiatrists, counselors, psychoanalysts, therapists and clinical social workers.."
"Fred and Wilma spent nearly every night at the local bar, their brains awash in a gin-addled haze, trying in vain to wash away their debilitating trumpression."
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Michelle: Hey Tori what's up?
Tori: Oh nothing, just saw Eclipse...
Michelle:Then what's wrong, I heard it was awesome!
Tori: Yeah, it tottaly was, I'm just in a small twipression about my life right now.
Michelle: Aw, I know how you feel, felt the same way after seeing new moon
Tori: Oh nothing, just saw Eclipse...
Michelle:Then what's wrong, I heard it was awesome!
Tori: Yeah, it tottaly was, I'm just in a small twipression about my life right now.
Michelle: Aw, I know how you feel, felt the same way after seeing new moon
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