Tourist toiletseat

Is the act of using a person's thighs as a toiletseat while they are already sitting on a toilet. Usually ends up with both persons defacating into the toilet simultaneously. Can be infinitely stackable.

There was only one stall open at McDonald's so me and Jimmy had to pull a Tourist toiletseat.

by Rozerevan February 15, 2017

toiletbaby

A miscarried baby fetus found in the toilet of an unhappy mother. Can be either retrieved by animal control (225- 774-7700) or flushed depending on ones plumbing.

Bethy and George had a long-distance relationship because Bethy lived in Texas and George lived in Canada but they still managed to keep the relationship going for about 3 years without a problem, but when they ran into their first relationship problem they both agreed that the long-distance thing made it too difficult to resolve the issue and thus decided to end it, resulting in Bethy going out to clubs and whatnot and meeting a new man named Drew who took her to his place and got her pregnant, and they were very happy with this and bought a large quantity of baby products and had a baby shower but unfortunately Bethy had recently taken to drinking and smoking despite her doctor's advice not to and thus had a miscarriage which she discovered when she was on the toilet one night after a long day of clubbing but she was too grossed out by the fetus to take it out of the toilet and so she called Animal Control to remove the toiletbaby.

by Spiderwoman and Sir Sloth Boy August 13, 2010

toiletify

When you're too lazy to go to the toilet so you just use something else instead.

Im going to toiletify this bin

by Werly November 28, 2012

toiletwank

Goin for a good ol' jolt on the shitter

Jim: Hey man I'll be one sec i gotta go to the toilet

Kate: Okay

Jim: I'm actually going to go for a 'toiletwank'.

Kate: Oh

by Mitcheyyboi November 23, 2013

toiletdick

A term used to reference a STD carrier.

Don,t sleep with him, he has a toiletdick

by randalltxk December 9, 2010

toileting

Using the toilet for removal of bodily waste. Used by stylish teenage males in the middle-class ghetto.

"Hey James, I'll be over in just a sec, I just gotta go toileting first!"

by Alex Quantashassle February 14, 2005

Toiletface

When you shout "toiletface!" at a friend who's not paying attention, the resulting image is their "toiletface" i.e. the face they make when they're severely constipated/have explosive diarrhea/or are just passing a pleasant pooh.

Went to a party, tripped out, shouted "toiletface", took photos, "LAAFED"

by Randy Warhol January 3, 2008