Davidoff Eau de Toilette

After one lays a choddy, he scoops up the kaka and puts it in his distilling equipment to transform into a liquid perfume for his better half.

valentines day is approaching and 'dave' is wondering what to get 'amy' for a gift. It is especially hard for 'dave' as he struggles to put food on the table. As he sits on the toilet pondering about the love of his life he decides to get her a Davidoff Eau de Toilette as it is the cheapest and most sexually attracting gift for his lover 'amy'

by perfumedave January 25, 2014

Toiletters

WC are the letters that point out the lavatory.

The toiletters WC are less explicit than the words MEN / WOMEN

by Guyde November 19, 2016

Toilette Papyrus

The superior of Toilet Paper and used to describe what Toilet Paper Hoarders think of it, especially in the Covid-19 times.

Guy 1: I want to buy some toilet paper because I'm actually out of it and I really need some more
Guy 2: You ain't touching my Toilette Papyrus!!

by Kitkatmeowzie April 2, 2020

Toiletten

Going for number 2

Where did he go? He is Toiletten

by Bryan Seedamm February 14, 2023

Toilette Waffle

Taking a dump between someone’s but cheeks and squeezing them together like a waffle press.

Hey y’all, did you here that sally created a toilette waffle with stew, totally surprised her mom!

by Network_penguin December 31, 2024

Auto-Toilette

A type of car air freshener that somehow have a pretty unique and gross scent. It smells like Ass, Poop, Decomposing dead body, A garbage landfill , decaying food, and the inside of a public restroom at a truck stop. It's the opposite of fresh, like if the idea of fresh were to take a nap in a dumpster for a few weeks.

The word Derived from “Auto” as in automobile and “Toilette” as in toilet, because how bad it smells

"I thought I grabbed a vanilla-scented air freshener at Seven-Eleven, but now my car smells like a sewage plant and expired milk. Guess I accidentally bought an Auto-Toilette."

by EMD F59PHI January 10, 2025

Watering the toilette

When you need to clean up a stupid thing you made, that in the moment seemed normal, but after a second though you feel stupid, ashamed and very much laughable

where is he? he is watering the toilette for buying a banana holder

by McBucket December 10, 2021