toms.toenails

An amazing, funny, sweet, caring, generous, and overall swag person.

toms.toenails is so cool!!

by officialmatteddsworld...tiktok August 17, 2021

Green toenails

Green toenails, often referred to as just GT, is something you dont want to have. just... if you have it... you are... well, most likely a woman who likes painting her nails, and quite frankly, just no. Dont paint your nails green... stop doing it istg.

She has the gross Green Toenails...

by Azilla April 21, 2023

painting your toenails

A subtle way to say that someone is going down on someone else. This phrase came into use after we had to explain to a somewhat uniformed friend what "going down" meant.

Nico is getting her toenails painted by a hot Australian boy.

by Chasity May 3, 2004

toenails

this describes a person who is stuck up someone elses ass, (so far up that all you can only see their toenails)

Person 1: Look he's pure stuck up her hole!
Person 2: Haha, Toenails

by JF-Toenails August 25, 2009

tossing the toenails

(v. gerund) A euphemism for really puking one's guts out to the max... major vomiting action.

See also: blowing lunch and barf meat.

Betty: Did you enjoy the party last night, Rob?

Rob: Yes, but I drank too much and I upchucked all night long.

Betty: So did I!!! I was blowing lunch until two o'clock this morning.

Rob: I'm sure I swallowed some barf meat.

Betty: Did it taste good?

Rob: Hell NO, bitch! What kind of pervert do you think I am?

Betty: Oh, I don't think you're a pervert, dude. I only asked because the baloney sandwich I had for lunch yesterday tasted better when I was tossing the toenails earlier this morning.

by Rick Roberson January 26, 2010

Toenails

Toecovers

Bob: So this one day, I got really stoned and ran around trying to figure out the meaning of my toenails, man. And I was like: "Toecovers!"
Joe: Dude, get some help.

by Frankie made us do it June 22, 2008

Wooden toenails

An insult referring to someone’s body, or someone who actually has wooden toenail... if you know those kind of people.

Look at you you wooden toenails

by Suicidal doorknob April 3, 2019