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tiddywinkles

A fun game for small boys to play when bored doing a pee, the gruelling challenge requires pin-point accuracy and precision. Persistance and Patience are also paramount if one is to succeed and become the ultimate tiddywinkles champion!
Dave: YO mummas fat
John: No YO mummas fat
Dave: Right lets settle this over a tiddywinkes!
John: Wooaahhh, only if you think you can handle it!
by rachel September 7, 2004
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polish tiddlywinks

A game in which contestants race each other pants around their ankles, holding a quarter squeezed gently between their butt cheeks. When they reach the "finish" they must deposit the quarter into a cup, or marked goal first to be the winner.
Those rednecks up north are crazy, they were playing a game of Polish Tiddlywinks! They looked like retards, sick bastards.
by Maylain November 14, 2005
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tiddlywink

A person of Chinese Origin. UK rhyming slang. Not a hugely offensive racist term, but can be seen as discriminate with none the less.
Chinese -> Chink -> Tiddlywink.
"look at all the damn tiddlywinks with their camera's"
by sammy_c September 6, 2007
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tiddlywinks

A hand gesture involving mostly the index, middle and ring fingers moving up and down rapidly.

It is similar to a type of handshake.

The idea of "toesies" was brought about by tiddlywinks as well, but that gesture refers to the toes.
Ryan: Tiddlywinks!!! *makes gestures*
Jeremiah: Tiddlies! *makes gestures back*
Dani: Wow...really? Come on, guys. Grow up.
by JollyJ February 27, 2011
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tiddlywink

A contraction or series of contractions of the anus caused by external stimulation, usually by a digit.
Bob gave Joe a tiddlywink when Joe fondled Bob's man hole.
by Peter Lin September 11, 2008
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Tiddlywinks

Typically derogatory within a certain culture, subject, or "Matter at hand". When labeling someone as Tiddlywinks, you are primarily mentioning the aspects of their idiotic breadth of being an absolutely pussy .
Jimmy - "So what the hell is Frank doing over there? I don't know what the hell is going on.. "

Thomas - "Got absolutely no idea Jimmy, he's off in fuckin' Tiddlywink land or something, he's a fucking retard Jimmy.."

Frank - "Hey guys! Hahaha, I was playing GTAV the other day, and I put a bunch of C4's on some cop cars, hehee and they went BOOOOMM"

Whilst Frank is saying that, he's actually drooling from his mouth, making himself look like a retard and that he's off in Tiddlywinks land....

Jimmy - "I'd certainly say that the narrator fucking nailed it !"

Frank - " Yeah!"

Thomas - " Wtf.. ? "
by ResEve00 November 22, 2013
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Tiddlywinks

1. Exceptionally small and/or unattractive breast.
2. Breast with nipples that are the size of a dime or smaller.
When a girl yells at a guy about starring at her breast, inorder to down play her breast respond with "Girl ain't nobody looking at your little tiddlywinks."
by Ernest Jundis August 22, 2011
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