trumps willy

a tiny sausage, like a Vienna, but smaller and with an odd orange (Cheeto-like) color

Do you know what trumps willy tastes like? Hell, no, get out of here, you disgusting trumpervert!

by Eppypotamus August 20, 2019

TrumpScare

TrumpScare - Republican's Health Care Proposal

If TrumpScare passes, 23 Million people will lose their health insurance, and many others may die.

by Katmai June 15, 2017

trumpsmanship

The art of spouting off whatever comes to mind, while convincing everyone that it is perfectly plausible.

That was an impressive display of trumpsmanship, when Donald convinced everyone that he knew more about ISIS than the generals, and that he actually respects women.

by Chas501 January 22, 2017

Google Thumper

Masturbating anywhere in a Google office

it is said staff at Google loving having a Google Thumper during Lunch

by Greg_the_Smeg February 20, 2019

Ghost Thumbs

Ghost Thumbs

When you delete all of your social media’s for a week and think they’re still there, clicking your phone where the application used to be.

Connor had ghost thumbs the first couple days without social media, but then became “hella productive.”

by LynSoles August 20, 2018

Trumpsessed

When you become obsessed with Donald Trump to the extent of linking everything to him and radically transforming sites like Urban Dictionary into being all about it.

Shana: I liked Urban Dictionary before it was Trumpsessed.
Mary: Yeah, every day there's a new and completely random trump word.

by BarnacleHead February 15, 2017

Slip o' the thumbs

It's when your holding a cat and it wriggles and you sort of just, thumb the cat.

Gavin:So I was holding Geoff's cat and it wriggled and I, Uhh
Geoff:He fisted my cats anus
Gavin:I cant beleive I had a slip o' the thumbs

by Trainer_Yarn January 10, 2015