The Two-Way Truffle

The Two-Way Truffle is when a person pisses and shits on their partner in a simultaneous order. Usually used during sexual intercourse.

That girl is a freak man, she hit me with The Two-Way Truffle.

by yungkrabscale April 21, 2021

That Time of the Two Months

Every two months men have a hormonal imbalances, just like women do when they are on their period and it's, "that time of the month", for them. It's main symptoms are irritablity and tiredness.

Guy 1: FUCK OFF AND LEAVE ME ALONE!!

Guy 2: What's wrong with guy 1?

Guy 3: Nothing really, it's that time of the two months for him.

by Bagginski February 24, 2010

The Two Genders

A joke making fun of any oversimplified and/or inaccurate categorizations of people.

Incel: I hate Chads and Stacys
person 2: "the two genders"

by ALASKATHUNDERFUCKFIVETHOUSAND April 21, 2021

The Two's

An infamous short strip of dorms located on the second floor of the Wagner Building at Stony Brook University. The residents there make up a tight-knit community, well-known for their hatred of outsiders and love of Skoal, domestic beer, and Chaka Khan.

GC: Where you at?
D-Rock: The Two's.

by Spanish Kid March 10, 2009

the two hole

A funny word for the rectum or anus of a human or animal.

That chic is a slut, she likes to take it up the two hole.

by Andy January 29, 2003

The two finger crunch

After a sustained period of double fingering a girl. One can be left with a sticky mess of bodily fluid connecting the fore and middle fingers.

If left to dry and harden, one can wake up with the "Two finger crunch".

The two finger crunch is more specifically the sensation and noise when the dried fingers are snapped apart.

Similar to the crunch sound a Kit Kat makes when separating two biscuit fingers.

"I madly fingered her all night, she was crazy into it. Although I woke up with the two finger crunch"

by kiwiguntman June 5, 2014

the two-finger weave

When you use your pointer and middle finger to finger a girl and use a weaving motion when fingering her pussy.

Gabe gave Isabel the best two-finger weave she'd ever had.

"When Gabe hit me with the two-finger weave I was at a loss for words."

by basketweave332 December 11, 2019