by Bob Sobchek June 11, 2006
Get the Man The Fort mug.A phrase meaning to jack off while nobody is in your house and you are bored. If one is to "man the fort" then all of your visitors must leave your house immeadiately or they will be forced to watch you jack off into your own hand by using the internet as your material. One may be a true masturbater if 1. he can jack off without any material other than his state of mind. and 2. if he can jack off without the use of his hands
by Tom I. September 13, 2008
Get the man the fort mug.A term describing the current coronavirus related panic buying craze where one buys enough toilet paper and other things to build a fort.
A possible code phrase to let people know that a family member went shopping crazy.
A possible code phrase to let people know that a family member went shopping crazy.
by PenguinSlideMaster March 16, 2020
Get the building the fort mug.A shitty joke in the heartstopper fandom referencing a throwaway line where one of the leads states that he and his boyfriend had sex in a pillow fort.
The joke is usually made by cishet women who fetishize queer men and is featured in edits or YTPs.
The joke is usually made by cishet women who fetishize queer men and is featured in edits or YTPs.
Regina: Can't wait for the pillow fort scene to be added into s2 of heartstopper
Kara: ...they're under the age of consent
Kara: ...they're under the age of consent
by meowmeowmwowmwl January 2, 2023
Get the the pillow fort scene mug.Referred to when someone is depressed or behaving negatively; the state of mind a person behaving said ways is in.
Pollyanna was really in the emo fort last week, wasn't she?
Oh yeah, she was moping around and she wouldn't talk to anyone.
Oh yeah, she was moping around and she wouldn't talk to anyone.
by The Baconator June 11, 2008
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Get the men who guard the ass fort mug.A giant cube from lightning that appeared on the battle royale island making havoc until he sunk into a lake, soon to be re-christened from loot lake to leaky lake. He attached himself onto an island and flew into the air, leaving consumable cubes called shadow stones that allow you to become invisible and to resist fall damage. Kevin travelled all around the map again, on the bottom of the giant floating island. Finally, once he reached his starting location, loot/leaky lake, he exploded. the island broke into three main pieces with remnants of a house on them. Recently, it exploded again and made a new island in loot lake, shattering the eyes of people who were in a match in that time. It made a butterfly and the butterfly landed on some lucky people.
by Agent_Green November 5, 2018
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