A witty and at times offensive Salient pesudonym. Has something a cult following, and is infamous around Victoria University.
by Harry B March 28, 2004
Critics, more commonly known as Crickets are a strange breed of humans, feeding off the blood of their victims.
Devoid of any talent themselves, Crickets sink their fangs into other peoples talent and drain the hapless victim of all skill and self-respect. Crickets sometimes also can be known to try and rebel against their fellows, resulting in bloody and mass wars, often helped by the Fingerlicans or the party in power at the moment.
Devoid of any talent themselves, Crickets sink their fangs into other peoples talent and drain the hapless victim of all skill and self-respect. Crickets sometimes also can be known to try and rebel against their fellows, resulting in bloody and mass wars, often helped by the Fingerlicans or the party in power at the moment.
"Critics are men who watch a battle from a high place, come down and masturbate over the corpses"
~ Ernest Hemingway on being a critic
~ Ernest Hemingway on being a critic
by kodiac1 July 03, 2006
Kevin: Hey man, I think I might get some golf lessons.
Jay: Why man arn't you good already?
Kevin: Yea, but i think it would be good if someone critiqued my swing.
Jay: Oh you mean you want critication!
Kevin: Yea bro I want critication.
Jay: Why man arn't you good already?
Kevin: Yea, but i think it would be good if someone critiqued my swing.
Jay: Oh you mean you want critication!
Kevin: Yea bro I want critication.
by Kentuckysunrise22 June 26, 2010
A critic is a low-life creature that lacks any talent or ability to contribute anything, yet chooses to verbally attack and put down the works of others. Through usage of long words and general pretenciousness, they pretend to show intelligence and also to appear human like the rest of us, hiding their true parasite form. Everyone has, and is entitled to, an opinion, but a critic makes it their businness to state their opinion to everyone through the media or press, and to state their opinion as fact. If your a musician, film-maker, artist, writer etc, and you see a professional critic writing a review about you, do the right thing and kill them where they stand. If you want to know if a film or band etc is any good, don't read the reviews, ask a friend what they think.
Stephen Fry on Art Critics:- "Imagine, you get to Heaven and St Peter asks what you did with your life and you say, 'Oh I just said what other people did wrong!'"
by Cider Scorpion October 13, 2007
by AllosaurusFragilis December 21, 2018
"You watch that Lakers game? Kobe scored 50! That's criticial!"
"Yo man my girls pregnant" - Dro "Damn that's critical." - Jay
"Yo man my girls pregnant" - Dro "Damn that's critical." - Jay
by JAYRMe August 07, 2010
An objective speaker of the truth. They are commonly seen as low-lifes due to the negative image painted of them by haters. In actuality, most critics are intellectual underdogs.
Artist: Well?
Critic: It's pretty good, though your proportion is slightly off.
Artisti: Hmm, you have a point.
Snobby Artist: Well?
Critic: It's pretty good, though your proportion is slightly off.
Snobby Artist: Oh, as if YOU could do better. Pshaw. I'm gonna go drink tea and listen to Beethoven with my friends. Ta-ta!
Critic: It's pretty good, though your proportion is slightly off.
Artisti: Hmm, you have a point.
Snobby Artist: Well?
Critic: It's pretty good, though your proportion is slightly off.
Snobby Artist: Oh, as if YOU could do better. Pshaw. I'm gonna go drink tea and listen to Beethoven with my friends. Ta-ta!
by Kyothine December 19, 2009