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The Cold Backpack

Similar to the Cold Shoulder, the cold backpack is when you are trying to find a seat on the bus and people put their baggage next to them on the seat to stop you from stealing their one seated glory.

When you are riding a public transportation system, such as a school bus, and someone who wants to sit alone nonchalantly pushes their backpack to the outside of the seat to shun and/or reject the possibility of sitting with them.
Guy on Cell Phone walking onto bus: "Yes Mom I did my homewor... hold on this freshman bitch just gave me the cold backpack, I'm gonna have to empty a leg on this douche bitch.”
Douche Bitch:(thinks to himself) "Oh Shart!"
by TheCrimsonKross November 3, 2009
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The Patched Backpack

Lindsey Lohan's pussy
Yo dude i saw you going into the bedroom with the patched backpack last night!
by Backpacking across the US March 12, 2011
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The next backpack

someone that is about to get they booty beat
He threatened you?? I guess he’s going to be the next backpack
by im never getting married January 16, 2020
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Banana in the left backpack pocket

If you find this on an individual, they are SUPER freaky. They are DTF RIGHT. NOW. Like actually pants them and suck on their guassy asap.
"omg...Tania has a banana in the left backpack pocket"

"Wow...she is a slut"
by Gaus IE May 15, 2025
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The BlackPack Phenomenon

The universal trend of everyone owning and wearing a black backpack. Black backpacks have become so common they blend into the background, making it nearly impossible to tell one person’s bag from another’s
“Bro, I lost my bag again.”
“Was it black?”
“Yeah.”
Classic case of the Blackpack Phenomenon.”
by Nayala November 8, 2025
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backpacking the rockies

A website that specializes in backpacking in the rocky mountains. www.backpackingtherockies.com
I went to backpacking the rockies .com to figure out what backpack I should buy
by Nunyallsbiz April 18, 2013
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it basically means "what the fuck" but funnier since if you get cut mid-sentence, you have to start over, making it 2x funnier than it was before, because that's how broken my humor is.
person no 1: "hey...hey, what the frick-frack snick-snack paddy-wack diddly-dack crack-pot slap biofeed back-pack slap thumbtack sidetack tic-tac do you think you're doing, sir?"
person no 2: "mind your own damn business."
by bigdaddy123yesplease September 29, 2021
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