Penetration tester

A worker who attempts to exploit a venerability in a corporate network.

Person 1: I just got hired on at RIM!!
Person 2: So you just got a RIM Job??
Person 1: YES...and I got a pretty cool position too
Person 2: O'rly? (go/orly)
Person 1: Penetration Tester
Person 2: So let me get this straight...your a penetration tester at your RIM Job??
Person 1: Yes sir..

by Bigg Jimmy B May 22, 2009

gear tester

A ski bro, who will objectively ski almost anything for beer, food, and lodging.

One who will dance all night

After attacking the Christmas tree, shaggy a classic gear tester, returned to the couch.

by Dr shadow March 09, 2020

gamma tester

A user of new software or equipment, who must deal with the bugs that were not eliminated in beta testing.

(Derivation: Gamma is the next Greek letter after alpha and beta.)

I'm going to wait a while before getting Windows Vista; I remember the problems people had with XP and Service Pack 2 when they came out, and I don't want to be a gamma tester.

by Aaron of Minneapolis January 28, 2007

Jelly Tester

When you put blocks of unboiled jelly, into somones colon, friend lies under neath mouth open, waitin for the jelly too melt dropping into the back of there mouth!

would u like to test my jelly later. its of a high quality, i am officaially a jelly tester of the highest analytical calliber

by daniel gavaghan October 10, 2008

turkey testers

Very erect nipples that pop out like the ready sensor on oven stuffer turkeys.

I must be cold outside because I can see Jennifer's turkey testers are poking.

by Double Jay May 13, 2003

Dick tester

Some one of either sex who tests out the dicks of others

Man, she is such a dick tester.

by n3cr0 January 15, 2010

Sweater Tester

term made up by Phoneman to tell if a woman is well endowed and or firm. If she is wearing a sweater and you can tell the firmness, she is a sweater tester.

See USC Cheerleaders for visual definition.

Hey man you see Erin Andrews Sweater Testing last night on ESPN?? It was better than the game on. Shes the definition of a Sweater Tester

by Phoneman12 March 16, 2010