telenudist

Someone who likes to be naked while on the phone

I rang my friend and said 'What are you wearing?'. 'A smile' she said. She's such a telenudist!

by mobri April 1, 2009

telenovela banished

Where all ties are dramatically, definitively and even threateningly cut, leaving the receiving party not only with no hope of reversal or reconciliation, but causing them to question their most basic beliefs about the closeness of the former relationship and their own sense of reality within it.

Often neatly reconciled by audacious deus ex machina.

M: "Hey, is it cool if we talk when you get back from Mexico?"
L: "I guess so...after all, I haven’t telenovela banished you yet"

by channel_panel November 27, 2019

teslanair

Describes a person who got millionaire through Tesla stocks.

Damn, call me Teslanair from today, my Tesla stocks just reach a million dollar.

by Peppi911 January 10, 2021

Teslan

A person who owns and drives a Tesla.

Oh look, fellow Teslan, a charging station. How nice and convenient!

by Deeble May 5, 2019

Telenigas

Telenigas is a term describing how a slave has the benefits of technology. They avoid africa and they stay at home being a weiboo and or otaku sits on their fat asses while crunching chips like an american.

Bro leave the house and play with me stop being a “telenigas”

by Fat ass on an anvil September 17, 2019

tesler

A jerk who is constantly bragging about their Tesla. Does anything they can to include their Tesla in videos and photos.

Look at that tesler, why is he posing with his tesla

by bibbirdmaster August 31, 2021

Teshen

One of the world's sexiest men. His beauty is comparable to that of Ryan Reynolds

That Teshen looking hella thiccc

by Zhongli's rock hard pillar January 19, 2022