termites

slang for crabs

You gave Taylor termites? grody.

by Josephine Greene May 9, 2003

termite

A name for a person or thing that ruins a boner or "wood". An example could be when your grinding with a fine woman in a night club, and her ripped boyfriend walks in on the acion.

Dude I was jacking off to some good porn when my little sister walked in... what a termite.

by Ronizzle June 28, 2006

The termite

While performing cunnilingus with two fingers inserted in the vagina, you burrow the termite( the opposite hand’s thumb) in a circular motion, slowly penetrating the anus up-to the first knuckle.

“I gave her the termite last nite, and she was very responsive “

by Moony75 March 17, 2022

termited

When you get terminated by a termite.

Those termites at Google decided to get my channel termited.

by FlashlightMemelord March 4, 2017

termite

Someone who is destructive by their very nature. An individual who knows no better than to cause wanton destruction, leaving gaping holes in objects & lives and a trail of smouldering wreckage wherever he goes.

1) The technical 'wizard' at my company who thinks that by hammering (almost toally) random hacks into (what can now only be referred to as) 'bespoke' software he will eventually render said software useful, user-friendly and by virtue of those factors, impressive to his colleagues. Not so, fat boy. Thanks for leaving me a fuckload of work.

2) Someone who may be likened to King Midas, but with 'Gold' replaced by 'Shit'.

by Twitchin' Meat February 19, 2004

TERMITE

1.Term used to describe the ungodly discomfort, mental and physical associated with the results of not thoroughly wiping your baloon knot; also a result of being overambitious while wiping your your tar star leading to the irritation of a roid
2.residue from a shart that leads to irritation of the dark star
3. a terd that gnaws at your anus wall
4. see also peanut, splinter

Josh, I have taken four shits today and I can't get rid of this termite that is gnawing on my corn!

This termite is trying to burrow its way back inside me!

Cory really wanted to hook up with Jill, but due to the termite in his anus, had to run home and wipe again.

by c-note February 3, 2005

Termite Tits

very very small pair of boobs, i mean like so small you can barely tell they are boobs and not nothing

holy crap jessica has a pair of termite tits!!!!!

by Dingo and the Baby December 16, 2009