3 definitions by masterdarkly

termite

A sexual position by which the man performs excessive anal sex on the woman, leading to anal spillage of fecal matter... the woman is then forced to eat the fecal matter, mixing it with her saliva, just as termites do when constructing termite mounds.

"We tried all kinds of new sex positions last night... but the craziest one was the termite!"

by masterdarkly January 6, 2014

Whipped Creaming

When a man jizzes on the top of someone's head. It has to be sporadic, and can only occur if the recipient says "pretty please" right before climax. Variably, the man can top the creation with a Maraschino cherry.

"Last night, I was raw-dawging this girl, and at the very last second she yells PRETTY PLEASE. So I yanked it out and whip-creamed on the top of her head! I never even knew she liked whipped creaming! I made her call me Louis Pasteur, too."

by masterdarkly January 6, 2014

TFT

Texting from toilet. This is when a person sends a text message while using the toilet.

Hey Jabroni! You see last night's Dawson's Creek re-run?? God, Dawson is such a pussy. #TFT.

by masterdarkly January 24, 2017