Tentaspy

Cecaelian Frenchman with a penchant for Scouts and cigarettes. Commonly found in the sewers beneath 2Fort, this multi-limbed gentlemen is constantly on the hunt for a mate, oftentimes choosing a buck-toothed young man or, less commonly, a middle-aged German. Copulation usually involves some struggle, but the Tentaspy is built for this, with multiple tentacles made for lovin'. Once mating has been concluded, the Tentaspy may or may not snap the neck of, if not entirely devour, his mate, so that he leaves no evidence behind. Kinder Tentaspies may allow their partners to leave mostly unscathed, as they are believed to dislike wasting such a perfectly good piece of ass.

"If you're traversing the sewers and suddenly smell cigarettes and kalamari, you have most likely been spotted by a Tentaspy! Rape is imminent."

by UniqueScreenName November 12, 2009

Tentacular orgy

Orgy that includes a creature of myth or nightmares that has tentacles. A qualifying creature must have at least 4 tentacles. An example would be an octopus or kraken.

"I’d just had a tentacular orgy in a car beside a road, with vehicles whooshing by… This relationship was so complicated, so twilight zone, it needed an index and a map."

by reader of F March 21, 2023

tentabulge

The Troll version of a human Penis

Dave: so Karkat do you have a penis
Karkat: WHAT THE FUCK IS A PENIS? I HAVE A tentabulge

by Music Is My Escape January 10, 2015

xxx-tentacion

a rapper who left an imprint on many peoples lives. who will forever be missed. who was shot in his own state of florida. died at age of 20. Regardless of what you thought of XXXtentacion, there's never a reason to celebrate the death of someone at just 20 years old. RIP X, hopefully the change and message you were trying to spread in your community and your talent will be the reason we remember you.

xxx-tentacion never deserved this

by shawtyhawty June 18, 2018

tentacle

A japanese schoolgirl's best friend.

Although her boyfriend dumped her, Shikima had her tentacles to fall back on.

by Atma January 5, 2004

Tenac

A birthmark on Jack Black's right ass cheek
you can look it up in the dictionary, it won't be there.

Tenac, a sign, a legacy.

by sebastiancee November 25, 2007

Tenacious D

1. The Greatest Band on Earth. Period.
2. a highly misunderstood force in the Rock genre that has influenced up and coming musicians worldwide.
3. Rock duo consisting of Jack Black (vocals, rhythm guitar), and Kyle Gass (lead guitar, backup vocals), occasionally hosting guests such as J.R. Reed, Sasquatch, and Dave Grohl of the Foo Fighters.

how can you say D fans dont like Zeppelin? They did an unplugged version of Tribute with a STAIRWAY solo for shit's sake!

by Jables June 15, 2004