Tebowginity

The anti-jock; the person who saves his virginity even though he is athletic, popular, smart, and well-liked.

-"Dude, do you want to go hit that party up and bang that cheerleader?"
-"No man, I'm saving my tebowginity for that Denver Broncos cheerleader."

by mitchek "hays your hays" hays December 18, 2011

Timmy TeBowl

Smoking a bowl of weed, keif, and hash/oil. The term was originated in North Fair Oaks Redwood City, CA. Also known as the Timmy T-business.

The combo of all three makes you want to #Tebow after a fat pull.

Tim Tebow does not smoke himself but has been passing drug tests for teammates since he redshirted at the University of Florida.

"Sucka-O" or "The Only Sucka I Know" was the first person to take a hit of the Timmy TeBowl. He

Ay dog my cousin made some oil, lets spark a Timmy TeBowl.

Wanna do a dab? Naw pack a Timmy TeBowl.

Hey Tim here's the cup. I'm gonna spark this Timmy T-Business with the receivers.

Daaaawg this Timmy TeBowl got me FUUUCKED up.

by Sucka-O(the only sucka I know) June 10, 2013

Teemo

Satan
Why we can't have nice things
Everything wrong with League of Legends
Why they let you surrender

User1: They have a Teemo
User2: Surrender at 20
User3: Agreed

by Lord Revan77 November 23, 2016

teetotaled

teetotaled - abruptly forced into a life of teetotalism (complete abstinence from alcohol) due to health issues such as sudden allergic reactions or disease.

"I used to enjoy red wine with every dinner, until I was teetotaled in my mid 20's by a severe allergy."

by Bgoof June 29, 2006

Tebow blocking

Tebowing in a halway, blocking oncoming traffic.

Tebower: "Dude did you see me Tebow blocking today after 1st period?"

Friend: "Yeah man, you absolutely made everybody late."

by tafamustafa December 26, 2011

ballsac teebagger

A golf accessory that has a compartment for balls and a compartment for tees.

I cannot tee off yet as I left my ballsac teebagger in the clubhouse.

by Truckdriver April 14, 2009

Tebowner

n. The state of being infatuated with Tim Tebow, which causes people to compare him favorably to deities and other religious icons; the erection Thom Brennaman had during the BCS Championship game when he verbally fellated Tim Tebow

Guy 1: Man that was a good game last night, except for Brennaman's Tebowner!!
Guy 2: Yeah, I mean the motherfucker cut off foreskins in the third world, he didn't cure cancer...did he?
Guy 1: Oh no...you're gettin one too!!

by BrizzleT420 July 24, 2009