technothepig

The second worst thing to happen to those Orphans.

Did you hear about Technothepig? I'm concerned for those orphans

by Reneegade May 26, 2021

TechnoStupid

Someone who can not navigate their way around technology

Jody: My Computer is not turning on
Nick: Did you hit the power button
Jody pushes power button
Jody: Oh. Thanks Nick. Now it’s working. Gosh I’m so TechnoStupid!

by Technosavy May 22, 2019

Technospiritualism

Technospiritualism is a spiritual and technological movement that advocates the production of spiritual technologies in order to reach a high spiritual level of being and unlocking spiritual abilities of people. Technospiritualism also advocates technoquantumism, technodeism and extraphysicism in order to facilitate reaching a high level of being and spirituality. Technospiritualism usually advocates secular spirituality, and the name of the spirituality form of technospiritualism is tecnospirituality.

Technospiritualism shows how late-stage transhumanism can be spiritual as well, and how can technodeism and extraphysicism help spirituality as well.

by Full Monteirism January 1, 2021

technophiliasticity

Your ability to adapt to (technological) change, driven by your love for all things technology related.

My technophiliasticity made the move from TikTok to Clubhouse a lot easier for me than it was for my grandma.

by En Al Vee March 5, 2021

technoshame

verb. to patronize someone on their inability to use or understand technology.

noun. the shame or embarrassment one feels when they can't make technology work.

mom: why isn't the god damn printer working again??
me: how many times do I need to tell you mom. did you check if it was plugged in?

friend: I'm pretty much inept when it comes to technology. I don't understand it at all. Please don't technoshame me!
me: Maybe if you took the time to understand it, it would make your life easier!

by Jazmyne Octavio May 25, 2022

Technosuicide

Technosuicide is the act of intentionally causing the death of one's own online personality or account.

This act, more often than not, is the realization that mankind is in fact regressing and not advancing as many experts would believe via the invention of rapid telecommunications.

It also maybe due to how much one's own personal computer fails among other technology-related inconveniences.

I have seen the advances that man has made through internet, and I have seen the failures of it. In light of these failures that are far greater than its advances, I see no hope for the future of mankind in telecommunications. Therefore, I write my last Facebook status update before I commit technosuicide.

by [J.M.] January 2, 2011

technophile

Someone who is obsessed and completely up-to-date with the latest technology and media.

Hipsters are technophiles, for primitive shit.

by Baconbeer November 21, 2011