Technovangelist

The technovangelist is a person who preaches a certain technology (iPhone, MacBook) or software (Twitter/FB/IG/Windows) to everyone and anyone who will listen, whether they use it or not (especially if they don't use it). The kind of person you want to use said technology to smash in their face or flame them online.

Bill: "So I ran into Dwayne in Starbucks the other day and he was showing me his new iPhone and telling me how I needed to go get myself one because it will change my life completely."

Sarah: "Dwayne is such a technovangelist with Apple products."

by Big Daddy Loveshack March 1, 2019

technocancer

technocancer is the term used for when someone has cancer but has no chance of dying

technoblade beats technocancer because technoblade never dies

by wolfpackformofbrokenheart September 14, 2021

Technorachi

A newer spin on mariachi songs that have incorporated influences of techno.

Examples of Technorachi - remixes of popular mariachi songs, or even some mexican songs with a techno beat

by No Bailo September 29, 2010

technotrance

technotrance Any piece of electronic equipment which holds your attention to the point of full on oblivion to everything around you. Combining the words technology, and trance

"That game has him in a technotrance. He hasn't moved in days." or "Look at that group of kids sitting in a circle staring at their phones. They seem to be stuck in a technotrance"

by Sixty-Six May 29, 2016

technorant

Someone who does not understand technology but pretends they do

He's not a technophobe he just technorant

by ellietech October 14, 2021