A Teaspoon Sugarpenis is the most desirable of the Sugarpenis Trinity. It weighs in at approximately 13 lb., and is an average of 3 inches long. But what makes the Teaspoon Sugarpenis stand out, is its 15 inch diameter and ability to produce exact teaspoon portions of sperm at a time. This ability is used by jizzyologists to measure portions of sperm to feed to cows and pigs. However, the main reason the Teaspoon Sugarpenis indeed so desirable to the average female, is due to its living consciousness and ability to feel pain, emotion, and sing soulful, sensual R&b ditties. Also, deep doop badompo claus is the kwanza santa claus.
My nigga Tom Speedo Johnsonson has a Teaspoon Sugarpenis. He has had sex with five of my dearest family members. I wish I were Tom Speedo Johnsonson...
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Get the teaspoon leg mug.A theorem used to determine if one has crapped himself. The rule is as follows: if a person farts, and something comes out (also known as a shart), if the resultant mass adds up to less to a teaspoon. If its adds up to more, than one has crapped his pants.
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P1: So I thought I crapped myself yesterday, but luckily it didn’t count under the teaspoon rule.
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“If you fart, and something comes out, and the stuff is less than a teaspoon, it counts as a fart. But, if it’s more than a teaspoon, then congratulations, you just s*** yourself.”
-Hannes Van Dahl, drummer for Sabaton
P1: So I thought I crapped myself yesterday, but luckily it didn’t count under the teaspoon rule.
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“If you fart, and something comes out, and the stuff is less than a teaspoon, it counts as a fart. But, if it’s more than a teaspoon, then congratulations, you just s*** yourself.”
-Hannes Van Dahl, drummer for Sabaton
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Hotter than hell.
Stupid hot.
That part of summer where the underboob swamp thing never actually goes away. Hotter than cats on tn roofs.
Y'know: as hot as the teaspoon used to liquify powdered drugs. Duh.
Hotter than hell.
Stupid hot.
That part of summer where the underboob swamp thing never actually goes away. Hotter than cats on tn roofs.
Y'know: as hot as the teaspoon used to liquify powdered drugs. Duh.
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