trafucked

To get caught in traffic when you are already late.

Me: "Sorry I'm late, I got totally trafucked on the way here."
Boss: "You should leave earlier to avoid being trafucked next time."

by Cielito April 17, 2006

Tarbucks

a Starbucks coffee shop that was bought out by Target, and placed inside a Target; hence the name, "Tar-bucks."

Dude, the coffee tastes freakin' weird at that Tarbucks in town. From now on, it's only real Starbucks for me!

by Brenn-Dog September 30, 2007

tarfuckshlitz

The simple combination of a Retard piece of fucking shlitz. MAny of these tarfuckslhitz exist in modern day society. Beware of the virus they spread though, tarfuckshlitz is the only existing disease that can penetrate any mind; This sucks more cock than elton john....This can be associated with my sibling andrew. This species will kill any intelligence known to mankind. Eliminate tarfuckshlitz, it is our only hope. It is very versatile and can be used as a noun, verb, adjective and interjection.

Ex:
Noun: That little tarfuckshlitz is dead
Verb: Dude I just tarfuckshlitzed the toilet badly.
Adjective: That tarfuckshlitzing pedophile is wanted for murder.
Interjection: Jesus Fuckin Christ! Holy TARFUCKSHLITZ!

Christ, this is the worst case of tarfuckshlitz ive seen yet, you are officially a dipshit fucking moronic retarded bitch.

by Dr. Schpielgman Tarfuckshiltz July 5, 2006

turfucking

The act in which a person inserts a turkey inside of the anal passage for erotic pleasure. This act is similar to turfisting.

We did so much turfucking last night, I'm stuffed!

by Robbie Bobalito November 2, 2011

tagfuck

A sexual practice where two people take it in turns to have sex with a third, continuing until their partner is feeling used, worthless and dirty.

"You two! Tagfuck me in the toilets!"

or

"We've been out Tagfucking some worthless bitch"

by Leaven May 13, 2005

Tearfucked

A movie that is very emotional that causes you to cry, like the movie had rough sex with your eye.

"Man that movie really tearfucked me."

by Agade January 11, 2009

turfucken

A perverted and rare sex act where a girl reaches in to her vagina while a man already has his penis inserted and gives him a handjob. Similar to the cunt jackula and rarely seen outside of mexican bordellos or with very enthusiastic porn stars. This act requires that the womans vagina be very dilated and her fingernails be cut fairly short.

James knew that Susan was a bit of a whore but he never expected her to try and fist herself while he was fucking her. He was even more surprised when she started to give him a handjob when he was already balls deep. She called it a turfucken and claimed she had invented it. He would later update his facebook letting everyone know how much he enjoyed it, and that he also passed all his finals so could finally graduate. Too bad he now had $80,000 in debt and no job prospects in this economy.

by Agutuk March 6, 2009