tamagotchi

The epitome of badass

Dude, that kid has a tamagotchi... i wouldn't mess with him!

by Ricky Lambert November 22, 2004

tamagotchi

tamagotchi's are were cool, weren't cool, cool again. but they do their business about every five seconds
my recomendation? don't get one, no need. plus you cant turn them off

"aw crap my tamagotchi just took a dump again"

by poop August 30, 2004

tamagotchi

Something a hillbilly shouts when he catches someone named Tom.

Tamagotchi (Tom, ah got ye)!

by EJL December 12, 2003

tamagotchi

Annoying little fucker that should be thrown out of a bus into oncoming traffic.

shut that fucking thing up before i throw it out of a bus into oncoming traffic.

by SpYk October 10, 2002

tamagotchi

The best virtual/electronic pet! WOOT! Actually, the Japanese versions are better.

Don't you just love the latest version of the Tamagotchi?

by DelishDessert February 25, 2007

Tamagotchi love

A relationship developed through the use - solely - of text messages. The two actors flirting, reassuring and encouraging each other through regular texting.

Three men stand in a bar. One man - a short man - is seen texting every 30 seconds, ignoring his beer.

Tall man: What's he doing?
Round man: It's tamagotchi love again.
Tall man: Uh?
Round man: If he doesn't keep texting one of them will die - or they'll have to meet.

by TallMan 1970- March 1, 2009

Tamagotchi Guilt

When you forget to take care of your tamagotchi and come back to find it living in its own filth.

Adult responsibility is just like tamagotchi guilt.

by CJ32 March 11, 2015