taintiful

The quality of a pungent odor from the perineal region, made up of equal parts of secretions from the genital region and excretions from the anal.

Whew, that is a taintiful jockstrap old boy! Do put that into the hamper instead of twirling it about.

by jimmy bubbles March 5, 2017

Taintie

The act of taking a photo of one’s own anus (with emphasis on the darker poo-stained skin encircling the wrinkled star) to share on social media.

Having bleached her taint earlier in the day, she thought adding a taintie to her Tinder profile would increase page views.

by Above_Reproach May 22, 2022

Tainty

Any general action of getting shit on or accomplishing something that is dope.

EX: It was tainty as fuck when I came on that girls face.

EX: I got tainted hard as fuck when that toolbag beat my ass.

by NagzRedd October 13, 2020

Tainty

Any general action of either getting shit on or achieving something that is dope.

EX: It was tainty as fuck when I nutted on that girls face.

EX: It was so fucking tainty when I got my ass beat by that toolbag.

by NagzRedd October 13, 2020