tabinitus

Military term referring to those who fake injury to get out of a certain exercise known as 'tabbing'

"This lad has got a case of tabinitus"

by The Heed December 20, 2006

Taintus

The smell between a male's penis and asshole.

As I went deep down on Brad's sweaty hot throbbing shaft, I got a wafting aroma of Taintus.

by RandomGuy1010 May 10, 2015

mosquito tinnitus

A ringing in the ears that sounds like a hovering mosquito, brought on by the anticipation that mosquitoes WILL begin to torment you just as you are dozing off.

I spent half the night swatting mosquitoes that weren’t there. Guess it was just mosquito tinnitus.

by Bottom Ford August 21, 2010

taintcrust

Crust that builds up on a hookers taint as she performs her civil services throughout the day.

I think she was a prostitute bruh, her taintcrust was rookin.

by StarTreader November 30, 2015

tinnitus

a deathly experience that occurs when you are about to go to hell

I had serious tinnitus then minutes later, I am in hell!

by bitchdipshit February 20, 2021

Tinituss

A very dumb and scared male, most Tinituss’s are afraid of knives.

Girl: IM GONNA KILL YOU WITH THIS KNIFE!
Male: AAAAAAH!
Male 2: Omg what a Tinituss.

by SHAKALAKABEEZ December 8, 2021

Taintous Veinous

noun: The vein running from the ballsac to the anus, crossing over the taint region.

Commonly used for administering I.V.s

"While suzy was sucking my balls, her tongue followed my 'Taintous Veinous' to locate my asshole for a tossing of the salad."

by Hot Meat Injection December 25, 2007