tablefucker

somebody at a meal at basic training who sits down to eat after you, but gets up before you are finished eating. then your drill instructor yells at you and makes you get up too

trainee martinez is a tablefucker... he just got up and tablefucked 3 tables

by dirtbag airman May 8, 2008

tacklefuck

To attack someone in an affectionate manner.

Used in IRC channels to greet friends upon joining.

Kat_3y3z tacklefucks Infinite as he enters #hackerlounge.

by Kat_3y3z September 11, 2004

tablefucker

somebody at a meal at basic training who sits down to eat after you, but gets up before you are finished eating. then your drill instructor yells at you and makes you get up too

trainee martinez is a tablefucker... he just got up and tablefucked 3 tables

by dirtbag airman May 8, 2008

tablesuck

to suck or lick something up from a table. Usually alcohol.

If you spill people around should start yelling tablesuck!

M: spills

N: TABLESUCK, TABLESUCK, TABLESUCK
B: TABLESUCK, TABLESUCK, TABLESUCK
H: TABLESUCK, TABLESUCK, TABLESUCK

by Satan I Gatan October 7, 2011

telefuck

a creative word for phone sex.

person 1: so, have you telefucked him yet, at least?
person 2: nah, he's too shy on call for that.

by dancing qu33n July 22, 2019

Telefuckbuddy

Non-committed partner whom which one engages in phone sex with.

Friends with benefits, so to speak, with all benefits taking place over a phone line.

See also fuck buddy, friendship, slampiece.

My long distance girlfriend and I broke up a few weeks ago, but she's still my telefuckbuddy.

by thousandinone February 10, 2009

tablejacking

making an unwarranted advance on somebody else's table, and camping there until closing time (or until you pay them to leave). similar to carjacking, but it involves more beer.

we were just chilling at a table in the bar, when out of nowhere some unchoice LA chicks tablejacked us. had to pay the uglier one 10 bucks just to get them to leave. we were victims of a tablejacking.

by bri_man82 February 23, 2008