twifusion

Any confusion that occurs when trying to read someone's tweet on twitter. It could be from not understanding their shorthand or not knowing who said what in complicated retweets and replies. Twifusion can also happen when not understanding slang in a tweet or from typos. Etc..

I have twifusion trying to figure out who's talking to who in this tweet: @RChris Im down RT @CJohn @BJane @DJack who's goin to the bar? RT @GDave come on dude! @BJane dont be lame << cool

I also have twifusion trying to figure out what's being said here: @RChris who tryna GW TN. its BSL since i raged! LMK if u dwn. JGRBMBS AN!
Translation: @RChris Who wants to get drunk tonight? It's been so long since I partied! Let me know if you'd like to join me. I plan on drinking Jagermeister all night.

*All tweets and twitter accounts have been made up. There may be people with these twitter accounts but these are not their tweets.

by chrisfrommaryland October 18, 2010

Trifugly

A trifecta of ugly - where looks, brains and personality are all far short of attractive, or even average.

Have you met the new neighbor? Talk about trifugly!

by Lucyfur June 30, 2009

Tdifub

Man 1: Look at my dog *shows picture*

Man 2: NAWwh This dog Is fucked up bruh.
Man 1: Yeah i know he is kinda zesty.

TdIfub is Used when someones dog is fucked up.

by DOg132 September 16, 2022

twifuck

A twifuck is a term that refers to the obsessed bitches that cant stop talking about twilight. Despite the fact that the book lacks any real character development or definition.

"Hey, guess what, i just posted my new twilight remix on youtube!"

"holy shit? really? is it that edward cullins porno you posted lastweek?"

"uhhhhhh. no this one is the scene wher edward is sitting outside her house and he is SPARKLING."

"Cool!, go tell someone who gives a shit, twifuck."

by twitterbud5566 April 1, 2009

Turfucken

A turkey, inside a duck, stuffed with a penis. Generally a tradition around thanksgiving.

I cant wait to get to Uncle Bill's house for turkey day. I hear he is making a Turfucken again!

by Bobbyd123 November 23, 2009

tubfuck

similar to fuckload or shitload, except the amount referred to is much larger. Basically so large it could fill a bathtub.

Pizza Hut adds a tubfuck of sauce to their pizzas.

I've seen a tubfuck of penises on chatroulette.

by Rotiv Benevides July 4, 2010

trifuckta

the act of sexually penetrating a female in the vagina, mouth, and ass in one night

Dude Debby is such a whore - she let me give her the trifuckta last night!

by PlaysCopLeanRep September 8, 2010