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Get the Tsar bomba mug.Tsardino is one of the best casinos and resorts in the Balcanic States. It's known for its amazing facilities which include a gigantic three person tent somewhere in the mountains of Konitsa.
The tsardino uses beautifully shaped ROCKS for chips that can be obtained by playing various games like tichu and even some recreational poker.
Our business model relies on trust to function, as it is theoretically possible to steal all of our precious rocks and sell them for a profit (barbazefers crazy candy). This has happened before, and could potentially lead to a majority of our team being unemployed and fighting over shares in the company. These disagreements lead to the historic tsardino court case which saw barbazafer and Gorgopoula on opposing sides.
But we would like to think that you are a dumb person ready to spend his entirety of gums on us
With respect and admiration,
Your favourite Tsardino and Resort.
President with 15% of the shares:Barbazafer
The advisor with 15% of the shares:gorgopoula
And all the other crew with 10% of the shares each: GoGo, Nikoli, Fani, Maraki, Maria, Galaras, Manos
The tsardino uses beautifully shaped ROCKS for chips that can be obtained by playing various games like tichu and even some recreational poker.
Our business model relies on trust to function, as it is theoretically possible to steal all of our precious rocks and sell them for a profit (barbazefers crazy candy). This has happened before, and could potentially lead to a majority of our team being unemployed and fighting over shares in the company. These disagreements lead to the historic tsardino court case which saw barbazafer and Gorgopoula on opposing sides.
But we would like to think that you are a dumb person ready to spend his entirety of gums on us
With respect and admiration,
Your favourite Tsardino and Resort.
President with 15% of the shares:Barbazafer
The advisor with 15% of the shares:gorgopoula
And all the other crew with 10% of the shares each: GoGo, Nikoli, Fani, Maraki, Maria, Galaras, Manos
Finally... After hours of hiking i found the tsardino.
I can finally now gamble all my precious rocks for gums to it.
I can finally now gamble all my precious rocks for gums to it.
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John: Hey bro, she looks mighty fine!
Adam: Yeah but she might have STD's.
John: Just Tarp Up before you go in ;)
Adam: Yeah but she might have STD's.
John: Just Tarp Up before you go in ;)
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