Thumped

to aggressively cause harm with ones fists in order to create a thumping noise.

that boi finna get thumped in a quick min if he don't hop off.

by Thumpos January 22, 2019

Thumped Donut

A well worn female organ. Particularly apparent on the night of losing her virginity or on the jam rag.

Corr mate you should have seen it. I left her undercarraige looking like a thumped donut!

by TheRealSampy May 29, 2016

thumped in the o-ring

Anal sex

In prison, I got thumped in the o-ring, and I could barely walk afterwards!

by PolishPhlyer April 3, 2009

gourd thumped

having your mind blown.

Alex: "holy tits dude. i can't believe that girl."
Jordan: "i know dude. she wants my cock, big time."
Alex: "you're my hero. all you did was play xbox and some random girl shows you her boobs."
Jordan: "that's nothin nigga. look at this pic."
Alex: "damn. my gourd is thumped. let's get drunk."
Jordan: "i'm gonna carve a nigger beater."
Alex: "gourd thumped. x2"

by big goobie April 23, 2010

I Thumped her Pumpkin

This is the art of sexual intercourse, a joke version. That or making sweet love to a pumpkin. The first is the preferred version.

Example 1: I thumped her pumpkin so hard her ears blead last night...

Example 2: Damn that Hubard Squash, I had no date so I thumped that pumpkin and gave it a pearl necklass...

by Clinton Shanley April 11, 2008

bible thumped

the act of sexual intercourse taking place while on top of a copy of the holy Bible.

I went out with a guy I met in church last night and we bible thumped on my dads desk

by Lady Jai_ October 13, 2013

You've Been Trumped

When a Male walks up to a female and grabs her crotch and says "You've been Trumped". This practice is widely spreading among middle schools and high schools across the United States of America following the presidential election of 2016.

Donald just walked up to Megyn and grabbed a handful of her vagina while laughing and yelled "You've been Trumped!!" and all the boys in class laughed hysterically .

by CinnamonSeven November 15, 2016