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The Gilded Age 

The name that associated with America in the late 1800s referring to the extravagant wealth and the terrible poverty that lay underneath. In other words, America is not the same in reality (on the inside) than what it looks on the outside.
Looks like a good life is ahead---Not what was expected (The Gilded Age)
The Gilded Age by CLOURPOP November 29, 2013
the scource of all knowlege
the guide rules my socks and my life
the guide by moon-unit July 22, 2006

The Guido Diet 

A meal consisting of garlic bread with a side of marinara sauce. for desert, four kit kats. very healthy meal
Michael: "Dude what should I buy for lunch?!"

Sal: "You should go with the guido diet. It's always good if you don't know what to buy."

Michael: "Your right. But I think the guido diet is always good!"
The Guido Diet by mjb15 January 23, 2011

The guiding tube 

A long tube fit over the penis to guide it into a woman's vagina.
Guy 1: Last night my dick just wasn't going in!
Guy 2: You should've used the guiding tube. It works every time.
The guiding tube by Buhdi February 24, 2011
You thrust a woman(or dude) until they say that they are cumming, next quickly pull out and say "Han shot first".
So I was giving it to this chick last night. She was about to cum and bam i pulled The Guido on her.

the hitchhikers guide to the galaxy 

1: A book.

Not only is it a wholly remarkable book, it is also a highly successful one- more popular than the Celestial Home Care Omnibus, better selling than Fifty-Three More Things to Do in Zero Gravity, and more controversial than Oolon Colluphid's trilogy of philospophical blockbusters, Where God Went Wrong, Some More of God's Greatest Mistakes, and Who Is This God Person Anyway?

In many of the more relaxed civilizations on the Outer Eastern Rim of the Galaxy, the Hitchhiker's Guide has already supplanted the great Encyclopedia Galatica as the standard repository of all knowledge and wisdom, for though it has many omissions and contains much that is apocryhal, or at least wildly inaccurate, it scores over the older, more pedestrian work in two important respects.

First, it is slightly cheaper; and second, it has the words Don't Panic inscribed in large friendly letters on its cover.

2: Also a book, written by Douglas Adams, which centers on the book that the book takes its name from. Not to say that the book deals entirely with the book, but that the book is, in the book, a central part. Of the book, that is.