sarah paulson

Sarah Paulson is a lesbian actress who is a mother fucking goddess. She is absolutely freaking gorgeous and very sassy. She is life. She is also Billie Dean Howard in American Horror Story season 1, Lana Winters in season 2 & Cordelia Foxx in season 3.

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sarah paulson

by A girl in love with Sarah January 15, 2014

Sarah Palin

Tina Fey's doppelganger

Tina Fey did a spot on impression of Sarah Palin on SNL the other night. You betcha I'm a hockey mom hangin' out shootin' moose with Joe 6-Pack!!! We are just a team of mavericks gettin' all mavericky on the issues.

by Matt Weller January 20, 2009

Sarah Keirs

Tattooed hottie

Sarah Keirs has a great booty

by Bangersnmashusa January 3, 2019

Sarah Jane

A very smart, intelligent girl, and very independent. Unique and great and extremely talented. Very friendly and welcoming, and will care for you. Sarah Jane is helpful and will always be there for you, if you care for her.

Do you know a Sarah Jane? She is so lovely!

by fruityflavours November 7, 2018

stupid sarah

When you do something wrong that is obviously something you should know how to do right..

Cooking a meal for someone with a peanut allergy...

Allergic man: "Hey what flavour chicken is that?"
Cook: "Satay."
Allergic man: "stupid Sarah"

by Sarah's neighbour August 11, 2021

TRY-SARAH-TOPS

When Sarah tried too hard to be cool. Try-Sarah-Tops, much like the ancient dinosaur it's something you wish to never meet in this lifetime however, like the "dinosour," every now and then we have to endure Sarah like a long boring documentary, sleeping your way though the whole interaction.

Try-Sarah-Tops: Tried way too hard.

Everyone else: ZzZzZz

by Sarah's neighbour August 27, 2021

Sarah Paulson Syndrome

Also know as SPS. It is an obsession followed by an unavoidable attraction to older women (mommy issues). People who suffer from it are usually lesbians with great taste in women, but they have no mental health.

Hetero: "Do you want to see this movie with me?"
Paulsonist: "Does Sarah Paulson with an addiction to cigarettes appear?"
Hetero: "WTF, no"
Paulsonist: "Then no! You fucking creep. I have Sarah Paulson Syndrome, I can't watch that"

by Izaroo January 13, 2021