Swifter than Swift

Swift - Being very stealthy or quick, when you walk across water you shouldn't touch it if you are truely swift.

John is very swift in combat.

by Minister May 14, 2005

Swifter

Someone who forms their political opinion from the ideas of ignorant celebrities

Taylor and the Swifter gang specialize in the US Postal Service

by Vancouverceo September 11, 2020

booty swifter

To walk briskly past a girl and touch her butt

Did that guy just touch my butt wow he is such a booty swifter

by Daniel k March 3, 2015

Swifter Wet Jet

when a guy nuts and slings his dick everywhere so his nut gets evereywhere.

"Yo man can you give me the Swifter wet jet?"

by Daddy's Castle February 15, 2020

Swifter Sweeper

When you give someone a Swirly, A Boondoggle and a Wedgie. Especially when they’re wearing whitey tighties.

Dude, we totally gave him a Swifter Sweeper! What a nerd!

by Dookiepoopy September 24, 2023

Swifter

Someone who forms their political opinion from the ideas of ignorant celebrities

Taylor and the Swifter gang specialize in the US Postal Service

by Vancouverceo September 11, 2020

Swifter Appreciation day

March 25 is swifter Appreciation day

Friend One: Did you know its Swifter Appreciation day?

Friend Two: YEAH I DID

by fghhg February 28, 2023