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sweatsack attack

When, after vigorous physical activity, a man's ball sack becomes moist and syrupy. When the man takes off his shorts, his sack swings up into his face, and sticks to his forehead. This common problem causes temporary blindness and loss of balance.
This can also occur if someone is attempting to give the man head after he has exercised or dipped his sack in hot wax. This can cause third degree burns and often results in death.
To avoid this common issue, simply wipe the excess sweat from the sack with a moist towelette every 3-5 hours during physical and/or sexual activity.
Do not allow your sack to become a danger to yourself and others.
"I had a massive sweatsack attack after football practice yesterday."
"What's that gooey stuff on your face, Charlie?" "Oh nothing. I just had a sweatsack attack."
"So why did you dump Brad?" "He gave me a huge sweatsack attack last night."
by Boris Kruschev January 11, 2009
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sweetback

70's black slang for a large penis.
Don't slip that girl your sweetback, she's got the clap!
by Dave December 28, 2005
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seatbacks

when leaving a seat calling seatbacks before someone else sits in it gets you your seat back upon returning. If you sit somewhere else, or go outside than seatbacks is nullified.
Get up out my seat, I called seatbacks 'fo you sat down
by lesteveman September 5, 2006
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Sweaterback

A caucasian, tennis playing douche bag who wears their sweater tied around their necks/shoulders as an accessory, usually paired with a pastel polo shirt & popped collar. Often go by names such as "biff" "muffy" or "chadwick". They can be found in affluent country clubs, or in Palm Beach.
Kyle: Look at all these fucking sweaters, they're everywhere!

or

Alex: I need a caesar salad on the fly for a sweaterback they want their lettuce chopped for them.

Catherine: Fucking sweaterbacks.
by Catalllack April 24, 2010
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Sweetback

Sweetback: The true definition of a sweetback is a male gold digger,a kept man as mentioned in the book Invisible man by Ralph Ellison.
Guy is a sweetback. Lady pays the rent but his only love is cold hard cash.
by well-read June 3, 2022
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sweetback

sweetback refers to a dude who is too smooth and fresh to go by any other, less respectful, term.
Shit, sweetback, you be smoove with the bitches!
by Marco St. John June 22, 2004
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sweatback

(n.)- A racist, derrogatory, offensive term used to describe of person of Mexican or El Salvadorian descent. Sweat meaning getting there back wet and sweaty working in the fields, coining the term "sweatback."
Dylan tried to shank us when we called him a sweatback.
by Maximus Bluntoff April 25, 2006
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