Scuttling

The activity of buggery over a grave stone or sarcophagus.

Paul an Jez are goin scuttling tonight in the cemetery.

by Ed1819 March 1, 2009

Shuttling

Shuttling is where one man places his butthole up against another mans butthole and takes a poop. that poop is transfered from the first mans butthole to the second mans butthole without ever seeing daylight.

i walked into the bathroom and caught these two guys shuttling

by Noel62H April 20, 2011

settling down

When you and your nigga/bitch finally come to realization that it's time to stop fucking around and become one

Me and Katy are settling down.

by Blaaaahblaaah July 24, 2015

Settling

The point in a woman's life where she feels that she has met the right partner, thus disregarding all focus on keeping her figure on point. Becoming the new Snorlax.

Kyle: Damn, Joe, Anna has definitely gotten real comfy with you, she's settling down for sure.
Joe: Well yeah we've grown very close these past 2 years.
Kyle: She's grown more than just close my friend.

by VenimusTitan September 13, 2014

Settling

Your life right now.

You are settling for this mediocricity.

by Limepink22 May 15, 2017

Settling Relationship

Where the male in the relationship settles for a woman that's way below his league when he could have a better, more creative woman. This woman is probably very ugly and the male is only dating her to feel more confident about himself and will receive ridicule and social torture until he either commits suicide or ends the horrible, bound to fail, relationship.

boy 1: "Dude did you hear about Dan?"

boy 2: "No man, what happened?"

boy 1: "Well i have some bad news...he's dating Jessica."

boy 2: "Dude! She's fucking ugly!"

boy 1: "I know man, he settled, he could have had Tabby."

boy 2: "What a dumbass. Lets go make fun of his Settling Relationship."

by CoolStoryBroseph March 25, 2010

Honey Suckleing

Honey suckleing is when a man jizzes into another man's beard, the larger the better, and then that same man or any other man sucks it out of his beard by inhaling at the semen within his entangled beard hairs.

This is best performed by burly bear men with either flannel shirts or no shirts on out in the woods during or after chopping down trees, mountaineering, hiking or any other outdoor forest activities.

Josh and Aiden were out in the woods looking for trees to fell for their log cabin getaway location when Josh couldn't resist Aiden's firm ass flexing at every step in front of him on the trail.

After a sappy and sweaty forest floor pounding session Josh pleaded for Aiden to spray his manly load into his beard. Just as the final spurts hit Josh's beard a backpacker appeared from behind a tree and admitted to watching everything go down.

"Excuse me, may I suckle that honey from your beard?" Asked the backpacker.

Aiden and Josh were so startled that they agreed.

After the backpacker finished he exclaimed, "I haven't honey suckled so fine a beard in years."

"Nothing gets me instantly hard like some honey suckleing," said Aiden as he proceeded to bend over the backpacker and go at it again.

by Brawny Man April 24, 2013