Summoning the monkey: a euphemism for masturbation.
Originally coined by Liam O'Brien of the Critical Role D&D ensemble, and subsequently (maybe) made canon by DM Matt Mercer's explanation that summoning the monkey is the past time of many a wizard in their early years of training.
Originally coined by Liam O'Brien of the Critical Role D&D ensemble, and subsequently (maybe) made canon by DM Matt Mercer's explanation that summoning the monkey is the past time of many a wizard in their early years of training.
Sam: Have you seen Liam?
Laura: He's in the bathroom, probably summoning the monkey.
Sam: Thanks, I think I'll join him.
Laura: He's in the bathroom, probably summoning the monkey.
Sam: Thanks, I think I'll join him.
by Artagan000 May 3, 2021
Get the Summoning the monkey mug.The act of trapping and devouring a sumo customer in the game Zombie Cafe by Capcom to fill the empty tummy of your low on energy zombie.
Introduced by a gamer/user Ant Man.
Introduced by a gamer/user Ant Man.
Gamer: This is just perfect, I've been waiting for this moment for days (extremely happy while starring at her iPhone).
Friend: Did you just get a promotion you've been waiting for?
Gamer: Ha ha, no. I've trapped a sumo in Zombie Cafe, I'm gonna go sumo fishing now, watch this, it's so much fun! LOL.
Friend: Did you just get a promotion you've been waiting for?
Gamer: Ha ha, no. I've trapped a sumo in Zombie Cafe, I'm gonna go sumo fishing now, watch this, it's so much fun! LOL.
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by anonymous November 10, 2020
Get the Summoning Salt mug.1)To perform a special move in the Square game Final Fantasy X-to summon Aeons; creatures under the character Yuna's command.
2)A little known slang term for a method of female masturbation involving stimulation of the sexual organs by use of the "rumble" feature on a PS2 controller. This can be achieved through a variety of games, but most commonly Final Fantasy X, as the rumble feature is especially strong when Aeons are summoned.
2)A little known slang term for a method of female masturbation involving stimulation of the sexual organs by use of the "rumble" feature on a PS2 controller. This can be achieved through a variety of games, but most commonly Final Fantasy X, as the rumble feature is especially strong when Aeons are summoned.
Guy1-"Dude! I'm totally kicking Seymour's ass!"
Guy2-"How?"
Guy1-"I'ma summoning my Aeons!"
Jake-"Wow, May seems to be getting a lot of enjoyment out of Final Fantasy X!"
Bud-"But of course-She's summoning her Aeons!"
"Leave me alone mom, I'ma summoning mah aeons!"
Guy2-"How?"
Guy1-"I'ma summoning my Aeons!"
Jake-"Wow, May seems to be getting a lot of enjoyment out of Final Fantasy X!"
Bud-"But of course-She's summoning her Aeons!"
"Leave me alone mom, I'ma summoning mah aeons!"
by SubjectSin February 2, 2009
Get the Summoning My Aeons mug.A guy who is heavily addicted to playing computer games. he is not very good at it but constantly spending hours playing instead of doing work/ studying hoping to be better. His dream is to work for starcraft and make money of playing computer games.
Nick is sumokisa in starcraft 2
by smartegg October 11, 2010
Get the Sumokisa mug.This term is typically used to establish communism. But it also means that whoever your playing yugioh with is not skilled and chose this deck because they suck at the game.
Dave: normal summon aleister?
David: why do you play this dogwater deck?
Dave: activate fusion destiny?
David: why do you play this dogwater deck?
Dave: activate fusion destiny?
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