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Get the I AM A SURGEON !! mug.<verb> The act of masturbating. To masturbate. {obsolete: named after Minnie Joycelyn Elders (born August 13, 1933), the United States Surgeon General from September 8, 1993 to December 31, 1994, who was forced to resign after remarking that she thought it would be appropriate to teach masturbation as an alternative to engaging in riskier sexual behavior.}
by Android May 2, 2006
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Ah nigga don't hate me cause I'm beautiful nigga. Maybe if you got rid of that old yee yee ass haircut, you'd get some bitches on yo dick. Oh, better yet, maybe Tanisha'll call your dog ass if she stops fuckin' with that (brain surgeon) or lawyer she fucking with. Niiggaaa
by anonymous January 20, 2021
Get the Brain Surgeon mug.A Data Surgeon is the pup's nuts of the general population who identify as a Data Scientist. Like the medical profession, a Data Surgeon commands greater respect and salary than ordinary Data Scientists because of their 'life saving' abilities to resuscitate projects. They typically have niche specialties so aren't that useful or effective for general business problems making their cost per decision rate extremely high. Data Surgeons typically have a high opinion of their own self worth and for those that have passed puberty often support a beard of some sort. They have also been known to sniff their own farts.
Bryon: "My node in the NOSQL repository has a key value constraint encountered in the blob. The MapReduce system needs to be re-defined. I'm going into the kernel, but it may be sharded beyond my ability to redistribute the clusters. "
Kai: "Jesus Bryon don't touch it! We need to get a Data Surgeon stat ! Call 911PYTHON and I will get us some organic blueberries and a double shot-mocha-soy-latte. "
Kai: "Jesus Bryon don't touch it! We need to get a Data Surgeon stat ! Call 911PYTHON and I will get us some organic blueberries and a double shot-mocha-soy-latte. "
by kiwi_donut June 15, 2017
Get the data surgeon mug.1. One who specializes in the seduction of "innocent" or "pure" girls who happen to be virgins or close to virgin status.
2. A doctor or specialist who specializes in repairs towards a second virginity through surgery for a woman who has had sex and had her hymen broken.
2. A doctor or specialist who specializes in repairs towards a second virginity through surgery for a woman who has had sex and had her hymen broken.
1. Damn, I has sex with another hot virgin last night and popped her cherry. You may bow down and call me the 'Virgin Surgeon'.
2. Jim wanted his wife to be tight again, so he sent her to the virgin surgeon.
2. Jim wanted his wife to be tight again, so he sent her to the virgin surgeon.
by Shifty Eyed Goat June 14, 2004
Get the Virgin Surgeon mug.A hybrid of the terms Rocket Scientist and Brain Surgeon. "It is not that difficult, it doesn't take a rocket scientist or a brain surgeon to figure out."
How can you forget how to spell "ridiculous"
Clearly it doesn't take a rocket surgeon to spell common words correctly.
Clearly it doesn't take a rocket surgeon to spell common words correctly.
by erbz October 8, 2008
Get the Rocket Surgeon mug.a person with the ability to infiltrate and extract internalized thoughts from introverted individuals
ron opened jenna up with his social surgeon-like personality as he penetrated and pulled out her inner most desires.
by D-Child February 6, 2007
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