Los Submarinos

From the movie "Zombieland", it is what Twinkies are called in Mexico.

Tallahassee- Mexico. You know what they call Twinkies in Mexico? Los Submarinos. That's where I'm headed amigo."

Columbus- "Whatever."

by ForTheHuynh January 4, 2010

Submart

To start a thread on an online forum that has great potential for drama, intrigue, and humor, only to abandon it immediately by not writing any follow-up posts whatsoever. Such behavior leaves fellow users unsatisfied, frustrated, and/or concerned for the well-being of the original poster (OP).

Originated on the University of Texas forum Shaggybevo.

"I can't believe this guy would start a thread about his wife wanting to bring a hot lesbian into their marriage, and then totally pull a submart."

"My girlfriend of seven years dumped me and I need a thread telling me not to be a cunt, sack up and live"
-I Love Submart

by CurlyDumps July 23, 2013

Submariner

From the depths of the Abyss we rise, silent and unseen. We live our lives in silence and darkness, bringing death to those that oppose the American Way. The Army may march, the Air Force will soar, and the Marines will crawl, but a Submariner is a force of nature that is unseen and unheard until it is too late. From beneith the waves we bring death from above and below. We rip the stars from the heavens to rain destruction around the world. Hidden by wave and shadow, escorted by the Leviathan, Posiedon himself bows to us. Fear us, for we are the unknown, the unknowable. We are Death.

Seaman Shmuckatelli, qualified Submarines.
*Ding Ding, Ding Ding*
*AWOOOOOOGA! AWOOOOOOGA!*
(Later, on shore)
Women: Oh my god, he's got dolphins! I want him so bad, he's a submariner!

by Fleming September 19, 2006

pussy submarine

When the forearm of a person is shoved elbow deep into a vagina

I sent my pussy submarine into the unexplored depths of this chick last night.

by Loaded questions January 3, 2014

Blue Submarine No. 6

Blue Submarine No.6 is a pretty badass anime about the once famous and well respected scientist Zorndyke who has bred a new genre of living being, one that thrives on the oceans and lives to destroy humans. Zorndyke believes it is time that the humans were relieved of their rule of the earth. It is up to Blue Submarine No. 6 and the rest of the Blue fleet to put an end to Zorndyke's madness and creations.

Blue Submarine No. 6 used to come on Toonami on Cartoon Network back in the day.

by ♫ Highway to Hell ♫ July 10, 2010

Brown Submarine

A feacal deposit left in the toilet bowl following an unsuccessful flush. Due to the density of human excreta these visual obscenities usually reside at periscope depth. Simple post-flush checks by the degenerates that leave them behind would render the Brown Submarine a thing of the past.

Bridge Officer: Captain! Bearing 030 off the starboard bow. Brown Submarine!

Captain: Set Depth Charges to Zero...Fire 1...Fire 2...

Bridge Officer: ....Enemy flushed sir.

Captain: Good work sailor, the Rear Admiral will be pleased.

by BrianTrousers February 16, 2009

The Silmarillion

First published in 1977 after being constructed from J.R.R. Tolkien's notes by his son Christopher, The Silmarillion contains much of the history of Middle-Earth before the events of the Hobbit and the Lord of the Rings. It is perhaps best thought of in terms of a modern history book constructed from several contradictory sources penned by people with agendas and bad filings systems; containing conjecture, racial stereotypes, claims of religious superiority, a lot of things ending in -ism, and the idea that Fingon was Gil-Galad's father.

Excluding the foreword, index of names and appendix, the book is divided into five main segments; Ainulindalë, Valaquenta, Quenta Silmarillion, Akallabêth, and Of The Rings Of Power And The Third Age.

Warning: contains conlangs and tears unnumbered.

While reading The Silmarillion people often cry themselves to sleep over the deaths of their favourite characters.

by Osprey Eamon February 7, 2015