Stumped

Cought unaware, ignorant

Origin: Derived from the ball game, Cricket. First used in India in the mid 1990s.

In the moment of orgasm,
Monica: Will you marry me?
Clinton: I am STUMPED!!!

Teacher: What is the capital of North Korea?
Student: I am STUMPED!!!

During a road show,
TV Channel reporter: You will win $1 million if you answer this correctly.
Mr. Cricket fan: (Excited) YES! I am ready!
TV Channel reporter: Okay tell me - Who is the Wicket-keeper of Kenya???
Fan: (Fucked up) I am STUMPED!!!

by DJ Gaurav November 22, 2005

StumpTease

An incredibly fugly bitch

"That tramp couldn't turn on a stump!"
"Yeah, what a fuckin' StumpTease."

by BitchCrackerGuy September 5, 2011

simphead23

Best tiktoker to exist

“Simphead23 posted this awesome video today!! Did you check it out???”

by Grellsrubyslippers June 2, 2021

Stumped

When you get an answer to a question wrong

How old am I?
20?
No, i'm 21.
Dammit, I just got stumped!

by JMlol20 January 30, 2019

stumped out

When you are having intercourse and you pull out too far and the penis misses the vagina and bends abruptly. Stumped out

I stumped out last night

by Mkeller August 3, 2019

stumped

Term used to describe, when you fuck something up very much.

"Dude, you were supposed to play music as a DJ - but instead you crashed your friend´s car!! You are an idiot!"
"Yeah, I´m sorry I stumped your wedding. I was drunk AF"

by Stumpoline August 28, 2023

Phone-Stumped

when your just about to answer your phone and then they hang up

ey yo i just got phone-stumped by my buddy joe!

by boogymanatecheese July 27, 2021