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Jack stauber

Jack Stauber is THE MOST underrated artist out there, who deserves to be known by the universe
He lives in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, and he’s known for his AMAZING vhs style videos and his ICONIC beard
Person 1: Do u prefer Jack Stauber’s Tea Errors or Dead Weight?
by i hate me September 8, 2019
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toester strudel

When a man ejaculates on a girls toes and sucks her toes after
Girl: I want you to make me a toester strudel
Guy: I’ve got the icing so lemme see those toes girl
by Quacky September 9, 2020
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streber

best spooky month character totally not because im streber.
someone: hey, i really like the character streber!

someone else: oh cool! i also like streber!!
by streberdavamp_ December 9, 2022
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strubbly

Disheveled, messy, usually referring to one's hair. Of Pennsylvania Dutch origin.
My hair is all strubbly; better wear that "Bed Head" baseball cap today.
by Mark Hertzog January 6, 2008
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Struettarded

Struettarded is the act of being so incredibly retarded, that there is no true way to describe the mental incapacities of ones thoughts. Common uses of this word include: That's Struettarded! and "Hey, it's the Struettard bus"

The legend of Struett originated in Santa Fe Springs, CA. A man by the name of Bill Struett lead an organization with many followers. The followers, though not real, admired this man for his incredible knowledge and leadership abilities. His followers knew this man would lead them to greatness. This man had many powers, one of which was Struettshit. Struettshit is much like the common word bullshit, only much, much more powerful. Some people could sell ice to eskimo's. Struett could sell eskimo's to ice. Kharma was no match for this man's powers. No consequences for his actions for all of eternity.

The people who would not follow this man were banished to the 9th level of Struetthell, where they worked their measly lives away in front of a computer screen, being reminded daily that Struett could do their job twice as effective in half the duration.

This legend has brought the suffix of Struett to help replace many commonly used words.
struettarded - replacing retarded
struetthless - replacing ruthless
struettegic - replacing strategic
And Nike's new slogan, Just Stru ett - replacing Just Do It.
by TheHeroOfSantaFeSprings August 3, 2010
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Sneaky Strudel

An event describing the result of masturbating over someone's face, waking the sleeper as ejaculation occurs, and then the ejaculator running away before the waking sleeper realizes what has just happened.
My wife wanted to sleep in and I wanted a quickie before departing for work. Instead, I simply gave her a Sneaky Strudel.
by foybat November 2, 2010
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Strobe-light honey

A girl that looks great in a dark club under strobe-lighting but is a different story under normal lighting
I hooked up at X-club with this chick but when we met the next day she turned out to be a strobe-light honey.
by C April 23, 2005
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