Stoolhol

The act of holding in your huge shit long enough to imitate anal penetration and eventually reaching orgasm.

Mark: So what did you do last weekend?
James: I tried 'Stoolhol' as you recommended and it made me diamonds.
Mark: Did you remember to say no homo after your session?
James: Yeh yeh.

by Debattoast July 2, 2018

Stooling

The act of thinking while taking a dump.

I have some of my best ideas while stooling..

by StudyBuddies November 22, 2011

Stoliosis

When you get completely trashed by drinking Stoli orange and act up.

We had a great time last night, until our friend got stoliosis!

by Cardinal Ruby August 11, 2021

Stoolish

Feculent, likened to the consistency, texture, color, odor of fecal material.

She's still draining something that is stoolish. -Doc in ICU

by Dr. RR November 25, 2015

Stoolied

Intense intoxication via alcohol / drugs. Still conscious but past the point of maintaining any normal motor functions and verging on blacking out.

" Hey man, you goin' to that party at Melissa's this weekend? "

"Of course! Gonna get absolutely fuckin' stoolied mate!"

by OniBee September 18, 2020

Stoolie

A Stoolie is a person who reads or follows barstoolsports.com. The Stoolie demographic tends to consist of college aged or post-college aged males who read the site on weekdays instead of studying, going to class or working. Stoolies are active participants of the site and contribute to the site's success. Stoolie comments on blogs often highlight the website, and Stoolies email "smokes", blog ideas, and other content that bloggers share. Though Stoolies are loyal to the website, they are quick to point out grammar and spelling errors. Always brutally honest, Stoolies rate the quality of individual blogs, "wake-ups", celebrity asses, and the overall quality of bloggers themselves. In addition, Stoolies have been known to cause controversy on the site. Once, Stoolies came up with the conspiracy theory that one blogger, "neil" was actually a fictional creation of El Presidente, who wrote terrible blogs in neil's name in order to boost the liking of other bloggers (especially himself). This conspiracy theory led to the #revealneil twitter phenomenon where Stoolies demanded a video or picture of neil be posted on the site to confirm his existence.
Although Stoolies often post negative comments, they are also very charitable. After the Boston Marathon Bombings Stoolies raised hundreds of thousands of dollars in t-shirt sales going to funds to help the victims. However, Stoolies are quick to mention that though their hearts are large, nothing is quite as big as El Pres's nose.

From barstool comment section: "My boss just caught me trying to guess Rachel Bison's ass and is having barstool blocked from my computer...turns out the IT guy is a fellow Stoolie and will be blocking "barstoolsport.com". Fuckin' Stoolies everywhere man, this bitch cant hold me down."

KFC: "The Stoolies are an interesting breed."

Stoolies: "We want to wake up to Renee Portnoy!"
El Pres: "Stoolies, shut the fuck up."

by stoolies4lyfe April 28, 2013

Stooling

Just like a security guard sitting on a stool, the act of waiting around in case shit goes down.

"Slow down, there's a cop stooling up ahead."

by D-Funk 777 January 3, 2012