stinktard

A smelly person who is so unintelligent they don't know they reek!

Jane,did you get a whiff of that fat old stinktard?

by Numbtard September 6, 2007

stalktard

A combination of stalker and retard-A very retarded person who stalks people of the opposite sex because they're attracted to them.

Stalktard:That boy is so hot. I know where he lives.
Friend: Cut it out, you're being a stalktard.

by embem April 17, 2008

Smacktard

a person who is seen to be special and mentally retarded. they are easily idenifiable by the lack of common sense and geographical knowledge eg. the lake district is in scotland. they will also repeatidly ask you to pass them their imaginary rifle when encountered with a fox or similar creature. you are recommended not to approach one for the fact that they will cling to you like a leech until death do you part.

MILLER the lemon is a smacktard
Miller you a smacktard

by mr jack daniel December 28, 2005

stockard

A fucking beast

Wow I really want to be a stockard

by Tboner544 April 30, 2015

Slockward

When some is quiet, but looks like a creeper. They are kind of anti-social. The way they walk, act, and react to people.

Raphael always acts slockward at school. We need to fix him.

by 458Cruiser March 17, 2011

spacktard

A spastic retard

Sean is a spacktard.

by Paul January 22, 2004

spacktard

like a retard.

but with extra spasticness.

well, anyone could be a spacktard. but in this case, it's you.

by lordblunkey May 15, 2005