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beast of steeton mountain

Giant cat-like beast that guards a mound of hay for reasons not known to mere mortals. Sometimes can be heard whistling a soft, mournful tune from the top of Castle Davy.
Don't hang around on the station at Steeton longer than you have to, the Beast might get you.
by Disgruntled Goat April 9, 2005
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Stevenote

Any time Apple's CEO, Steve Jobs, gets up and makes a keynote address at an Apple event, hordes of Mac users go totally bonkers speculating about what new products will be announced. The keynote address is often referred to as the "Stevenote," though for some people, just saying the word "keynote" is enough to get them a little excited.

The most prominent "Stevenote" of the year takes place in the first half of January, at the MacWorld San Francisco expo. Other notable Stevenotes occur at MacWorld Paris (which involves staying up until 3 or 4 AM to hear what Steve has to say), the Worldwide Developer's Conference, and various special events throughout the year.
I was thinking of buying a new PowerBook, but I have to wait until after the Stevenote in case they announce new ones!
by AstroMan January 6, 2005
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DeShawn Stevenson

When you hide in a closet while two people are having sex. Right as they're about to cum, you run up to the girl, skeet in her eyes, and wave your hand in front of your face. Combination of the John Cena and the sniper.
You can't see me because I just DeShawn Stevensoned you.
by ucsme March 10, 2009
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Donnie Stevenson

Had some Donnie Stevenson last weekend and hit two dingers.
by Diesel Donnie May 3, 2021
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Stevenson

simply means 'the best sex you'll ever have'. If you meet someone with the name Stevenson and you play your cards right....wow...lucky you!
Stevenson = ooooOOOO
by michhan01 December 8, 2010
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Creamy Stevenson

How the guy gets close to climax is entirely up to him but just before cumming he pulls out and cums into the palm of his hand. He then takes that hand full of jizz and slaps the chick in the face with it. For extra surprise, the jizz-in-the-hand setup can be done in secret before slapping someone. This is more commonly known as the Creamy Stevenson Surprise.
Sam: Would you bone Meagan round the back on the bins?
Marc: No way, everyone else has done it already!
Sam: What if you gave her the Creamy Stevenson?
Marc: Oh well then I would. Those are awesome!
by Hutchi88 August 17, 2009
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Steventology

The religion of Apple users with Steve Jobs as their L. Ron Hubbard of the cult.
To accuse Apple of anything wrong is in direct violation of Steventology.
by Cursor_ September 13, 2007
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