Daniel Stevens
The GOAT of Facebook Trolls. Can be found in the NFL, NBA, NHL, and MLB facebook pages. Usually brings ass hurt to the community of facebook due to their intellectual incapability to detect a troll. When will they ever learn?
The GOAT of Facebook Trolls. Can be found in the NFL, NBA, NHL, and MLB facebook pages. Usually brings ass hurt to the community of facebook due to their intellectual incapability to detect a troll. When will they ever learn?
NFL on Facebook
"Aaron Rodgers has the best QBR in the NFL"
Daniel Stevens: Aaron Rodgers and the Packers suck! When's the last time Rodgers got a ring?
Mr. Gullible: Says the guy with the Jay Cutler jersey
*Mission Achieved*
Classic Daniel Stevens
"Aaron Rodgers has the best QBR in the NFL"
Daniel Stevens: Aaron Rodgers and the Packers suck! When's the last time Rodgers got a ring?
Mr. Gullible: Says the guy with the Jay Cutler jersey
*Mission Achieved*
Classic Daniel Stevens
by Arizona Cardinals December 22, 2016
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A decent town comprised of the following kinds of people:
1) rich kids who own a dock on the lake, a recording studio, a vacation house in chelan, perhaps a beamer or two
2) mormons, lots of mormons
3) people who claim to be really, really christian but still party and/or sleep around
4) people who party and/or sleep around
5) college kids who can never seem to leave
6) drug addicts and recently sober drug addicts
7) indie/alternative nerds who may or may not be cool (varies per person)
8) girls who got married (and possibly divorced) or pregnant but not married right after high school
9) minorities: colored people, straight-edgers
other features of lake stevens:
-target and safeway, where you will inevitably run into someone who graduated with but never wanted to see again
-team fitness, where you might end up working out next to a former teacher
-a train at the bottom of the lake
All in all, not a terrible place to live if you know the right people and have the resources to move away when you can. You could do a lot worse, like Granite Falls.
1) rich kids who own a dock on the lake, a recording studio, a vacation house in chelan, perhaps a beamer or two
2) mormons, lots of mormons
3) people who claim to be really, really christian but still party and/or sleep around
4) people who party and/or sleep around
5) college kids who can never seem to leave
6) drug addicts and recently sober drug addicts
7) indie/alternative nerds who may or may not be cool (varies per person)
8) girls who got married (and possibly divorced) or pregnant but not married right after high school
9) minorities: colored people, straight-edgers
other features of lake stevens:
-target and safeway, where you will inevitably run into someone who graduated with but never wanted to see again
-team fitness, where you might end up working out next to a former teacher
-a train at the bottom of the lake
All in all, not a terrible place to live if you know the right people and have the resources to move away when you can. You could do a lot worse, like Granite Falls.
Mom: what are you doing today?
You: First, I'm going to community college because I love Lake Stevens too much to leave, then I'm going to Safeway to deposit my paycheck that I got from working at either the outlet mall or an espresso stand. After that, I'm going to spend my paycheck by trying to avoid people I know at Target or tanning at Bahama Sun or eating at Ixtapa with the same friends I hung out with in high school who probably did the same thing today. Lastly, I'm going end my day on Facebook looking up who pregnant these days.
You: First, I'm going to community college because I love Lake Stevens too much to leave, then I'm going to Safeway to deposit my paycheck that I got from working at either the outlet mall or an espresso stand. After that, I'm going to spend my paycheck by trying to avoid people I know at Target or tanning at Bahama Sun or eating at Ixtapa with the same friends I hung out with in high school who probably did the same thing today. Lastly, I'm going end my day on Facebook looking up who pregnant these days.
by ZetusLapetus October 9, 2011
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She was riding me hard when I tried to slap her ass but accidentally pulled The Stevens Maneuver and slapped my balls causing me to go soft.
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Get the The Stevens Maneuver mug.long trail that goes all the way from one side of mountain view, ca, to the other. frequently used by local stoners to smoke and drink at. there are lots of bikers and a few hobos. do not go on the trail after dark if youre alone, cause there are some weird ass people who chill there that u may not want to run into. usually the last resort for someone to smoke at, and occasionally the cops that have nothing better to do in MV take a stroll looking for kids to fuck over. overall the trail is a boring, uneventful place that may cause u to rip out ur eyeballs from the boring site of nothingness.
person 1: hey where do u wanna burn?
person 2: lets chill and smoke at someones house
person 1: its bad at everyones houses
person 2: fine lets go to the shitty stevens creek trail then
person 1: no! not the trail! its boredom with fuck u up the ass!
person 2: lets chill and smoke at someones house
person 1: its bad at everyones houses
person 2: fine lets go to the shitty stevens creek trail then
person 1: no! not the trail! its boredom with fuck u up the ass!
by bongrippin December 27, 2011
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One party sits at the head of the bed while the other party chugs a glass of orange juice. The orange juice party goes down on the other party until they can no longer breathe. It is very likely both parties will end covered in orange juice. It has a touch of reverse felching, but is distinctly different. Also everyone calls each other Steven.
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My friend Leo told us what a Stevens Sunrise is. Turns out we all do it. We just didn't have a name for it.
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Get the Stevens Sunrise mug.Theodore F. Stevens, referred to affectionately by Alaskans as "Uncle Ted", was a Republican U.S. Senator from the state of Alaska, serving from December 24th 1968, to January 3rd, 2009. He was formerly the longest serving Republican U.S. Senator in history, as well as currently being the most senior U.S. Senator to lose re-election. He is famous for his Series of Tubes quote, which brought him wide-spread ridicule on the Internet, namely the blogo-sphere. He was very successful in developing Alaska, with Alaskans nicknaming federal dollars brought to the state for it's development "Stevens money". He died on August 9th, 2010, in a plane crash that killed 5 and injured 4.
by Alamkan Countryball January 8, 2022
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