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Jada Stevens

She's is the sexiest from her head to her toes with the perfect body
Jada Stevens is the sexiest woman I've ever seen
by Thirdlegtribe78 February 8, 2020
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Daniel Stevens

Daniel Stevens

The GOAT of Facebook Trolls. Can be found in the NFL, NBA, NHL, and MLB facebook pages. Usually brings ass hurt to the community of facebook due to their intellectual incapability to detect a troll. When will they ever learn?
NFL on Facebook
"Aaron Rodgers has the best QBR in the NFL"

Daniel Stevens: Aaron Rodgers and the Packers suck! When's the last time Rodgers got a ring?

Mr. Gullible: Says the guy with the Jay Cutler jersey

*Mission Achieved*

Classic Daniel Stevens
by Arizona Cardinals December 22, 2016
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Jada stevens

Loves to sit on Dominic’s face or have her ass cheeks between Dominic’s face Jada stevens is the sexiest and a pornstar with the perfect always down to fuck Dominic any time any where anyhow any place she has a gorilla grip coochie
Damn Jada Stevens is here i bet she doesn’t know Dominic’s here
by Vulnerable fetish June 13, 2022
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Lake Stevens

A decent town comprised of the following kinds of people:

1) rich kids who own a dock on the lake, a recording studio, a vacation house in chelan, perhaps a beamer or two
2) mormons, lots of mormons

3) people who claim to be really, really christian but still party and/or sleep around

4) people who party and/or sleep around

5) college kids who can never seem to leave
6) drug addicts and recently sober drug addicts
7) indie/alternative nerds who may or may not be cool (varies per person)
8) girls who got married (and possibly divorced) or pregnant but not married right after high school
9) minorities: colored people, straight-edgers

other features of lake stevens:
-target and safeway, where you will inevitably run into someone who graduated with but never wanted to see again
-team fitness, where you might end up working out next to a former teacher
-a train at the bottom of the lake

All in all, not a terrible place to live if you know the right people and have the resources to move away when you can. You could do a lot worse, like Granite Falls.
Mom: what are you doing today?

You: First, I'm going to community college because I love Lake Stevens too much to leave, then I'm going to Safeway to deposit my paycheck that I got from working at either the outlet mall or an espresso stand. After that, I'm going to spend my paycheck by trying to avoid people I know at Target or tanning at Bahama Sun or eating at Ixtapa with the same friends I hung out with in high school who probably did the same thing today. Lastly, I'm going end my day on Facebook looking up who pregnant these days.
by ZetusLapetus October 9, 2011
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The Stevenson Act

Changes innocent until proven guilty to have the accuser and plaintiff to always be believed as innocent at the start of anything and everything no matter the circumstance.
Guy 1: Bro, what do you mean the trial ended as soon as it started?

Guy 2: Yeah bro. The Stevenson act made him guilty instantly. Crazy man.
by Xx_Mr.Fister_xX November 17, 2018
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The Stevens Maneuver

When your partner is riding you cowgirl and in a vain attempt to slap their ass you slap your balls instead.
She was riding me hard when I tried to slap her ass but accidentally pulled The Stevens Maneuver and slapped my balls causing me to go soft.
by balltorture September 5, 2022
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stevens creek trail

long trail that goes all the way from one side of mountain view, ca, to the other. frequently used by local stoners to smoke and drink at. there are lots of bikers and a few hobos. do not go on the trail after dark if youre alone, cause there are some weird ass people who chill there that u may not want to run into. usually the last resort for someone to smoke at, and occasionally the cops that have nothing better to do in MV take a stroll looking for kids to fuck over. overall the trail is a boring, uneventful place that may cause u to rip out ur eyeballs from the boring site of nothingness.
person 1: hey where do u wanna burn?

person 2: lets chill and smoke at someones house

person 1: its bad at everyones houses

person 2: fine lets go to the shitty stevens creek trail then

person 1: no! not the trail! its boredom with fuck u up the ass!
by bongrippin December 27, 2011
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