Scriptoclepto: a person who steals any writing utensil, such as pens/pencils/markers, from people, offices, restaurants etc. without remorse.
"You left Samantha alone in your office?! She's a scriptoclepto! Unless you lockdown your pen, don't expect your favorite one to be there."
"Pen stealing should be a crime; thank God it's not or I'd be in jail forever."
"Pen stealing should be a crime; thank God it's not or I'd be in jail forever."
by Ben & Silence September 12, 2013
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person 1: i hope the lemon stealing whores don't steal any of our lemons.
person 2: yeah we should get insurance on our lemon tree.
person 1: if you were a lemon i'd put you on my shelf and cherish you.
person 2: *turns into lemon*
person 2: yeah we should get insurance on our lemon tree.
person 1: if you were a lemon i'd put you on my shelf and cherish you.
person 2: *turns into lemon*
by The Lemon Stealing Whore April 12, 2014
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Man: Dude I just tapped this super hot chick and then threw her clothes out the window cause she couldn't poach me an egg.
Man#2: You totally just Sterling Archer'd her. Well done.
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by The Danger Zone August 8, 2012
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Your life is nothing, you serve zero purpose. You should kill yourself, NOW!
And give somebody else a piece of that oxygen, and ozone layer, that's covered up so that we can breathe inside this blue trap bubble. Cause what are you here for? To worship me? Kill yourself. I mean that, with a 100%, with a 1000%.
Your life is nothing, you serve zero purpose. You should kill yourself, NOW!
And give somebody else a piece of that oxygen, and ozone layer, that's covered up so that we can breathe inside this blue trap bubble. Cause what are you here for? To worship me? Kill yourself. I mean that, with a 100%, with a 1000%.
by Bernie Gores February 26, 2022
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guy 1: "I was looking through this girl's pictures on Facebook and came across pictures of when she was in high school. Is it wrong for me to think sexually about those pictures?"
guy 2: "That's that Donald Sterling Effect. Just don't let anyone find out and you're good."
guy 2: "That's that Donald Sterling Effect. Just don't let anyone find out and you're good."
by BatmanZoe April 28, 2014
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•As Stellina you are rather serious-minded, responsible, and stable.
• You have the gift of tact and diplomacy, and possess a charming, easy-going nature which endears you to others.
• You have a serious desire to understand the heart and mind of everyone, and could be very effective in a career or in volunteer work where you are handling people and serving in a humanitarian way.
• This name also gives you a love of home and family, and as a parent you would likely be fair and understanding.
• You remember the thoughtful little expressions of affection and appreciation that mean so much to others, and you have the ability to create a warm and loving environment.
• However, you tend to put things off and avoid facing issues because of a lack of confidence and uncertainty.
• You often need encouragement from someone before you can come to a decision.
•As Stellina you are rather serious-minded, responsible, and stable.
• You have the gift of tact and diplomacy, and possess a charming, easy-going nature which endears you to others.
• You have a serious desire to understand the heart and mind of everyone, and could be very effective in a career or in volunteer work where you are handling people and serving in a humanitarian way.
• This name also gives you a love of home and family, and as a parent you would likely be fair and understanding.
• You remember the thoughtful little expressions of affection and appreciation that mean so much to others, and you have the ability to create a warm and loving environment.
• However, you tend to put things off and avoid facing issues because of a lack of confidence and uncertainty.
• You often need encouragement from someone before you can come to a decision.
2 she likes to be around her friends and is a good listener. She is very hyper and energetic. Stellina is a caring girl but get on her bad side you'll see a whole other universe of her. She is an animal lover and she like any type of artistic things. She is a person who would give you a second chance but mess it up and youll never get her trust back anymore. She is an average girl and is smart. she likes to read and have fun with others. She likes to make fun of her friends and joke around.
by PTX4life<3 January 28, 2014
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